I don't know how to flirt.

[DipDipDive]

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

that's how I do it. So I couldn't tell you.

There has only been twice in my life that I was able to flirt outright with someone. Both times I was drunk. And to the second one I said he was cute, but then I dropped the flirting then I started the flirting via punching thing.

He is now my boyfriend though so maybe a little of both complimenting and being a 12 year old works okay.

[Micodin]

It's easy. Walk up to a guy you like (me for example) and put your tongue in his mouth.

[Randetica]

Originally Posted by DipDipDive

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.

same here

[rirv]

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

[Bob]

i don't know how to flirt either and it sucks extra because guys are expected to make the first move which i'm not known for doing

try defying a gender role or two ladies, geez

[Guy Incognito]

Originally Posted by rirv

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

ladies, a lot of blokes will talk to a woman thinking she was flirting with them and actually she was thinking " i wish this twat would piss off" what i am trying to say is that being yourself is a good start and that blokes know fuck all really. it doesnt matter if ladies get a bit tongue tied, well not to me anyway

[rirv]

Yeah, most of us will consider talking with a girl to be flirting.

[Bob]

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

[rirv]

Originally Posted by Bob

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.

[Guy Incognito]

Originally Posted by Bob

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

But when you answer those questions you are probably thinking about not makin yourself look a twat and make a good impression in case you bumped into the lady again.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by rirv

I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.

i just take my pants off and say "OK!"

[DandyFop]

take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100

[Freebasser]

Originally Posted by Bob

i just take my pants off and say "OK!"

Oh, you!

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by DandyFop

take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100

I'm going to start taking boxing lessons. Hopefully that will curb my need to punch dudes whose weiners I want to touch.

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by rirv

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

So are you saying I shouldn't be worried and that these fellas are aware that I'm flirting with them?

[Bob]

the only times i'm ever sure that a woman is talking to me and not flirting with me is when she uses the phrase "my boyfriend" and even then it depends on the context

[camo]

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.

[Randetica]

i hope there is an austrian version of bob somewhere, some lonely and love hungry dude

i would bang the fucking guts out of him

[Freebasser]

See, Bob.

That's flirting.

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by camo

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.

So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them?

[rirv]

Maybe not flirting, but the guy is definitely thinking about how you may be interested in him, is imagining you with no clothes on, what kind of breakfast you cook and whether you cry easily.

[DipDipDive]

Hot.

[rirv]

Sweaty

[DipDipDive]

I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. but also because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.

[rirv]

They way you tell it sounds kind of creepy.

[DipDipDive]

I knocked first...is that better?

[Freebasser]

More importantly, did he knock you up?

[DipDipDive]

No. We did the heavy petting, no p in v.

[Randetica]

Originally Posted by rirv

Sweaty

but you always are!