a rap

[ericg]

minimalist
when you wish
break it down like a dope gymnast
it all assists
till we have lift
it is a gift
runnin with this
like i was dj swift
what's for r3al and what's just bliss
the sun, i kissed
is that the whole riff?
it's all amidst
hm m m m here's a little twist... music does something... oooh ahhh

[Kid Presentable]

You can't see me par
You be givin CPR to a VCR
Your style is foul like cat feces are
I get old school like put it on a cd-r
Hollowed out bread loaves
Perfume scents
Living in a dumpster
Even paying rent
Impeached the resident
Slaying level 3 dragons
With level 2 equipment
Mixed armour sets dun dun
Get my grind on on the regular
Iambic pentameter
Then it's back to normal

[Kid Presentable]

That's the hook I'm just tidying up the third verse guys

[ericg]

can't wait
but don't make a date
and don't eat that up on your plate
i serve it up sideways or i can serve it up straight
have another baby (gestate on that) like my name was kate
nevermind, dynasties are late
f...

not my fate
pull it out the hat and then i relate
do a little dance, jsut to open up a gait
set you free, love when you participate

so sexy wanna be your mate
it's never freaking late?
gotta be on time cuz time won't wait

anyway
i got this to say
i don't do morse but got ways to relay
ride up on ya like clint, parlay
winnin bets like i got th3e flow all day
give you the lucky numbers to play
...

thta's it for now.. send some fun my way

[Lex Diamonds]

My balls hang heavy like I stay with the cannon
And all your girl friends wanna lay with the cannon
Get sprayed with the cannon fire away with the cannon
Get a firm grapple, MMA with the cannon
I aint afraid of lames playing games with the cannon
You're type Brett Lambert you look gay with the cannon

[Freebasser]

Originally Posted by Lex Diamonds

My balls hang heavy like I stay with the cannon
And all your girl friends wanna lay with the cannon
Get sprayed with the cannon fire away with the cannon
Get a firm grapple, MMA with the cannon
I aint afraid of lames playing games with the cannon
You're type Brett Lambert you look gay with the cannon

*orson_welles_slow_clap.gif*

[ericg]

it's high noon
flying high like a kite or a balloon
make you see the world
put you in tune...
yes, you'll swoon
bend a spoon
little gravity up on the moon

go look it up
bring your own cup
you don't fly high cuz you'r ejust a duck
that doesn't give a f
your only rhyme is luck
you all just suck
make me a pillow, away i pluck

ok so this is funny
my girls name is disco honey
she went to your house but you were out of money
bouncin that check like you're pplayboy bunny
gunnin around thinkin you're a gunny

so she took out the rubber hose,
spanked that ass then asked you to prose
but your nose started gettin long..shit, there it goes
no one there knew what the traffic knows

...

anyway, mornin all you suckaaaaaaaas

[ericg]

edit:

can't wait
let's make a date
i'll serve it sideways or i can serve it up straight
dynasties are so corrupt, can't you tell by the state..?
causing industrial pollution, ecologically late
inducing climate change at an alarming rate
'but this is not our fate'?
gestate on that, like your name was princess kate

pull it out the hat when i create
never alone when we relate
wipe it down, make you a clean slate
get from a to b, begin to gait
set you free, love when you participate
it's never too late?
gotta be on time cuz time won't wait

anyway
i got this to say
i don't do morse but got ways to relay
ride up on ya like clint to parlay?
winnin bets like i got th3e flow all day
give you the lucky numbers for you to play
...