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Old 10-15-2005, 05:42 PM
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^ best post in this thread. hihihi!

yeah, i like seeing a huge thing hanging there. that's why i choose only the finest, trumpiest, and most luxurious imported canadian penis that money can buy.



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Old 10-15-2005, 05:50 PM
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^You snuck the Dildocon Beaver-Pounder 5000 over the border? Those are illegal here now, after all those impalings.



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Old 10-15-2005, 07:16 PM
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worth every penny.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 10-16-2005, 10:24 AM
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What about if your hung like a horse but strapped like a noodle
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:12 AM
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There is such thing as a tunnel too wide for the average train. This can result in extend periods of numbness and crotchal inactivity.

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so is there any tread left on the tyres or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:26 AM
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Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.Not that that's a bad thing.I don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!
yeah i agree - well not on it all being ugly, but small ones just aren't very good looking when not erect.

i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it.

ahh. too much information?



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:32 AM
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ahh. too much information?
Turd should actually be by shortly to ask for further details.

Besides, when someone's thanking whoever "invented cockskeet" a few threads below this one, I don't think there's much point in worrying about "too much information".



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:36 AM
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ahh that thread. haven't read it yet. checking it out now.

edit: ohhh, we call that dickcheese here, if i'm thinking of the right thing.



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:39 AM
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yeah i agree - well not on it all being ugly, but small ones just aren't very good looking when not erect.

i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it.

ahh. too much information?
how small was too small? and how large was too large?
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:42 AM
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I meant Turd or......some other random pervert.^

edit: Yeah, you're probably thinking of the same thing, and dickcheese just sounds nasty. Whatever happened to good old fashioned terms like jizz?



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:44 AM
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I meant Turd or......some other random pervert.^

man shut the fuck up


you're just relying on other perverts to do the dirty work.
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:50 AM
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I seriously hope you're not serious.



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:52 AM
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it's one thing to admit to being a pervert. it's completely another to live vicariously through perverts. asshole
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:54 AM
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it's one thing to admit to being a pervert. it's completely another to live vicariously through perverts. asshole
Welp, looks like my secrets out.

Don't be so sensitive, shithead. You're reminding me of Toucan.



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:55 AM
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how small was too small? and how large was too large?
i didn't measure either of them and can't put memories in inches. too small=could barely notice it. too large=thicker than my wrist when erect and length um... i dunno, but i'm a short person and cervix stabbing isn't good . i spoke to his ex gf one day and she was like "how fucking big is it??!?" and we bonded over how large this guy is and how surprising it was since he's so quiet and stuff.

mickill: well jizz is different to dickcheese. that's just cum whereas dickcheese is like yeah... ew.



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Old 10-23-2005, 01:39 PM
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i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.
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Old 10-23-2005, 02:11 PM
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Welp, looks like my secrets out.

Don't be so sensitive, shithead. You're reminding me of Toucan.






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Old 10-23-2005, 02:12 PM
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nooooooooooooo.

what will the topanga fan club do now? it's ok, you're not THAT small!



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Old 10-23-2005, 03:44 PM
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This post reminds me of adults having conversations about sex while children are present, but using diffrent words. Classic



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Old 10-23-2005, 03:46 PM
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worse phrase a girl can say to a guy- "please stop, your hurting me"

nooooooooooo

I wonder if a guy has ever gone to a doctor to get his penis shrunken down to size?



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Old 10-23-2005, 04:21 PM
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worse phrase a girl can say to a guy- "please stop, your hurting me"

nooooooooooo
Stop hitting women.



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Old 10-23-2005, 04:42 PM
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Stop hitting women.
Even if they have a mustache?



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Old 10-23-2005, 04:43 PM
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Quit hitting on women too.
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