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Old 05-11-2010, 01:16 PM
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Minutes ago our 'coach' gave us the 23 names that'll represent us at the World Cup. Not so many surpriseses. But I think he could cut some names of it:

Here's the list:

-Julio Cesar (OK)
-Gomes (OK)
-Doni (Sucks)
-Maicon (OK)
-Daniel Alves (OK)
-Gilberto (Sucks)
-Michel Bastos (nahhhh... ok)
-Juan (OK)
-Lucio (OK)
-Luizão (OK)
-Thiago Silva (OK)
-Gilberto Silva (sucks really, really hard)
-Felipe Melo (not ok, but not so bad either)
-Josué (worse than Gilberto Silva)
-Kléberson (in his good days he can be helpful)
-Elano (good player. I like him)
-Ramirez (I don't know. He did some good matches but recently was on decline)
-Julio Baptista (I just hate him)
-Kaka (OK)
-Nilmar (OK)
-Luiz Fabiano (OK)
-Robinho (OK)
-Grafite (a surprise. But I prefer him than Adriano)

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so you're telling me that the #1 ranked team in the world is OK at best? (mediocre if gilberto silva gets the starts)



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Old 05-11-2010, 02:42 PM
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Well, basically yes.

We have lots of better players than those suckers there. And when I put OK I meant I agree with the decision. I like those players. I think they're in the most part great players.

But let a player like Ronaldinho or Paulo Ganso off the list, and choose Josué and Gilberto Silva, is bullshit.
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England's 30-man provisional squad for the World Cup finals:


Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham).

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Michael Dawson (Tottenham), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Ledley King (Tottenham), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa).

Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Scott Parker (West Ham), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City).

Forwards: Darren Bent (Sunderland), Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United).



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Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Scott Parker (West Ham), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City).
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I was a bit surprise now I've read that Benzema is not going either.
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England's 30-man provisional squad for the World Cup finals:


Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham).

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Michael Dawson (Tottenham), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Ledley King (Tottenham), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa).

Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Scott Parker (West Ham), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City).

Forwards: Darren Bent (Sunderland), Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United).
Capello announces squad tomorrow. we were shit against japan but still won, winning ugly is very important. I'll keep a posistive spin on it. I think these 7 will miss out:

Warnock
Dawson
Upson
Carrick
Parker
Johnson
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Right then, final 23:

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham).

Defenders: Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Ledley King (Tottenham), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa).

Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City).

Forwards: Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)

these 7 will miss out:
Darren Bent (Sunderland), Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal),Scott Parker (West Ham),Leighton Baines (Everton), Michael Dawson (Tottenham)

not sure about it. The walcott omission is fair enough, you have to respect capello's reasons. he's not in form and he has many options there. Its more playing leighton baines and deciding he's not good enough and picking someone he hasnt played. If baines wasnt good enough then have a look at warnock ffs. and despite being a united fan, i'd have taken huddlestone over carrick, at least tom has a shot on him. Carricks been gash this season, falls asleep in the centre circle with the ball!. Plus he should have took dawson over upson.Dawson and king could have been a partnership in reserve. And dont give me experience as the reason why upson went, matthew upson has experience of being shit.

Having said all that, i kind of prefer it all looking a bit wobbly than getting my hopes up and having them dashed. we will get to the quarters and go out on penalties.Again.



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its a shame the goofy brazillian genius wont be going cos he is fantastic to watch.

capello has to get rid of 7, its dependent on fitness i think. dont think there'll be too many surprises in the actual 23. some people have been given a chance but not sure kids like adam johnson will get in



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Minutes ago our 'coach' gave us the 23 names that'll represent us at the World Cup. Not so many surpriseses. But I think he could cut some names of it:

Here's the list:

-Julio Cesar (OK)
-Gomes (OK)
-Doni (Sucks)
-Maicon (OK)
-Daniel Alves (OK)
-Gilberto (Sucks)
-Michel Bastos (nahhhh... ok)
-Juan (OK)
-Lucio (OK)
-Luizão (OK)
-Thiago Silva (OK)
-Gilberto Silva (sucks really, really hard)
-Felipe Melo (not ok, but not so bad either)
-Josué (worse than Gilberto Silva)
-Kléberson (in his good days he can be helpful)
-Elano (good player. I like him)
-Ramirez (I don't know. He did some good matches but recently was on decline)
-Julio Baptista (I just hate him)
-Kaka (OK)
-Nilmar (OK)
-Luiz Fabiano (OK)
-Robinho (OK)
-Grafite (a surprise. But I prefer him than Adriano)

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a fucking embarrassing travesty that those players are on the world cup squad and ronaldinho and pato will have to watch at home.
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and hes not taking alex or marcello?

i hope brazil doesnt make it out of the group stage and dunga is fired on the spot.


sadly im fairly certain lippi is going to have just as many gaffes in his squad selection.
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cyp - are you not arsed about the US at all?



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cyp - are you not arsed about the US at all?
eh i dont care about them really. they dont play good football. i dont root against them, and wish them luck but forza italia.
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eh i dont care about them really. they dont play good football. i dont root against them, and wish them luck but forza italia.
right then, dont be giving it the large if they get anything against us in the group game.



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North Korea!

GK Ri Myong-Guk ( what a guy! )
GK Kim Myong-Gil ( swims like a fish)
GK Kim Myong-Won ( a real winner)
DF Nam Song-Chol ( gets the crowd singing)
DF Ri Kwang-Chon ( likes dogs)
DF Pak Chol-Jin ( also likes dogs)
DF Cha Jong-Hyok (don't know him)
DF Ri Jun-Il ( his wife is lovely)
DF Ri Kwang-Hyok ( likes trannies)
DF Pak Nam-Chol ( likes to play Pac-Man at the local arcade)
MF Kim Yong-Jun ( also likes trannies)
MF Mun In-Guk ( likes dogs and trannies)
MF Pak Nam-Chol ( prefers Space Invaders)
MF Ahn Young-Hak ( the youngest of the team)
MF Ji Yun-Nam ( once went on holiday to Ireland)
MF Ri Chol-Myong ( hates dogs)
MF Kim Kyong-Il ( looks a bit like a gorilla)
MF Pak Sung-Hyok ( has every record by Steely Dan)
FW Hong Yong-Jo (c) ( the main man)
FW Jong Tae-Se ( collects insect legs )
FW Choe Kum-Chol ( the money-shot expert)
FW An Chol-Hyok ( is better at darts)
FW Kim Kum-Il ( is a trannie)



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Apparently he left out Walcott because he had Beckham grooming him into a crossing expert and instead Theo constantly ignored Capellos instructions and tried cutting into the field or running towards the box each time.



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Apparently he left out Walcott because he had Beckham grooming him into a crossing expert and instead Theo constantly ignored Capellos instructions and tried cutting into the field or running towards the box each time.
thats what he gets for being a bum. listen to the god becks and maybe he'd make the squad. and also know how to serve a ball for once in his life.


italys forwards are terrible. idk what the hell to expect from them this cup. i say first knockout stage exit.
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A funny thing. Sort of.

http://www.sportspickle.com/article:...-cup-opponents



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