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Old 02-23-2006, 04:15 PM
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*Places flag of cookiepuss firmly in keyboard* Attention residents of the BBMB, I hereby claim this message board for myself. Any one who who opposes my authority shall be taken in to custody by my royal guards and sold into slavery. Now, there are too many residents here and I need more room for my minions, so some of you will be recieving some lovely parting gifts in the form of these lovely warm blankets that were donated by the 5th wing of the Bird Flu infestation ward.

thank you for your compliance and have a nice day....

Sincerely,

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Old 02-23-2006, 04:16 PM
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Goldust will be your slave.....
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
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Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:19 PM
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As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!
thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:25 PM
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thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.
I will thwart ALL assassination attempts.

No need to pay me or anything. I'll accept those visits with you in a corset as payment...


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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sweet... er what's the flag look like?


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:23 PM
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sweet... er what's the flag look like?
err.. quite similar to a vagina giving birth to a chocolate chip cookie.


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?
giving Sodomy is reserved for royalty. receiving sodomy is allowed for anyone.


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
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THis is it


Yo money, don't chump yourself. Put that shit back on the shelf
Light rays blazin' you're out of phase and my crews amazin
We're working on the record J so stay patient.-MCA

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Old 02-25-2006, 05:20 PM
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QUES?


Yo money, don't chump yourself. Put that shit back on the shelf
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