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Old 02-23-2006, 05:51 PM
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I just saw a pig tailed singing woman,a small dog,tin man,a scarecrow and a lion skipping up to the entrance

shall i let them in?
you're royalty Paul, do as you like.


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Old 02-23-2006, 05:52 PM
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i invented that handshake, you know


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i invented that handshake, you know
of course that's why you are Captain of the royal guard. Good work!


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Old 02-23-2006, 05:55 PM
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you're royalty Paul, do as you like.

ok, free potatoes for everyone for a year and no taxes for 3 years


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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Old 02-23-2006, 06:04 PM
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ok, free potatoes for everyone for a year and no taxes for 3 years
right except for the annual "no tax" tax.


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:06 PM
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well somebody had better order me around!


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:10 PM
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well somebody had better order me around!

put the chairs out on the lawn for the line dance competition


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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Jackrock---bring me the heart of a golden dragon! NOW!




that should keep you busy for a while.


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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the good chairs?
or the fancy ones?


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:13 PM
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the good chairs?
or the fancy ones?

the ones with the red cushioned seats that Echewta made


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
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THis is it


Yo money, don't chump yourself. Put that shit back on the shelf
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chairs done

and miss... here is your golden heart


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:25 PM
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I also need you to clean and polish all of my shoes. there are about 1000 pairs, so that's 2 thousand shoes. you have one hour.


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Old 02-23-2006, 06:30 PM
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i took the liberty to hang them for you

oh and here's th rest... you had the skechers right ?

adn im done!

oh and... yawn!


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has cosmo early-napoleon-years'd this thread yet?
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:51 PM
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cookiepuss is offline! power vacuum! now the thread is mine
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:52 PM
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do we have to bow?


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Old 02-23-2006, 07:57 PM
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no, you just have to pay a tax now and then
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:57 PM
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cookiepuss is offline! power vacuum! now the thread is mine
guards! Seize Him!

now I shall have you beaten with a tack hammer!


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Old 02-23-2006, 07:59 PM
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nope, they're my guards now
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:00 PM
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oh gosh...

bob... do you give dental?


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Old 02-23-2006, 08:03 PM
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pervert

cookiepuss you can have your sicko guards back
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:05 PM
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haha ok nvm... do we get a break and a juicebox every hour?


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Old 02-23-2006, 08:29 PM
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Do the guards get to beat randoms senseless for little, or no, apperent reason?


Oh Yeah !!!!

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Old 02-23-2006, 08:49 PM
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no way in hell i am working for bob


he gives no frequent flyer miles!


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Old 02-25-2006, 02:53 PM
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has her reign ended already?


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Old 02-25-2006, 04:07 PM
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if it has that was the shortest reigned empire ever!! and I was going to ask about cookiepuss' foreign policies and agendas


yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



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QUES?


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