hey eric, bend over

[ericlee]

so my job decides to change my pay schedule from NY to NJ. I get an email that really had no info whatsoever.

Come to find out, the NJ pay period is next week and I was expecting a paycheck this week, the NY pay schedule.

So, I got paid two weeks ago and being that they changed my pay schedule, I have to wait an additional week to get paid.

I got hired in NY, still live in NY but I work in NJ and it's been like this for almost two years. Of course, all of my monthly bills are taken out automatically from my account and now I have to cancel that. The only two options that I have to pay bills on time are either paying them by using my wife's savings or, I dip into my IRA account.

I call my payroll department to see if they can at least cut me a check for a week and I get a run around.

Also, I have nice plans with the Mrs for memorial day weekend but now, it's on her. She understands the situation but, I don't feel right about it.

What can I do though. Sorry guys, just blowin off steam.

[jackrock]

Originally Posted by ericlee

What can I do though.

Have a wank.


(paul jones isn't here, someone had to.)

[ericlee]

Originally Posted by jackrock

Have a wank.


(paul jones isn't here, someone had to.)

haha. I'm a little furious right now which means I'll wank furiously and end up ripping it off.

And I'll have to wait till next week to pay for it to be replaced.

[jackrock]

Wait... yours doesn't spontaneously regenerate after being ripped off? Freak!

[Bob]

save the jackrock, save the world?

[jackrock]

Don't be silly, bob. I can just grow cocks.

[ericlee]

having a wank while my job has me bent over sounds kinda kinky though.

Cept I'll have to wait next week for them to give me a reach around.

And yeah jack. Mine grows back, just in places it shouldn't. The last one grew outa my armpit.

[jackrock]

I know what that's like. Back in the 3rd grade I sneezed really hard in math class. Well, let's just say I went by "Unicorn" for a long while.

[abcdefz]

Rough seas for you lately, sir. Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better soon.

[ericlee]

Originally Posted by abcdefz

Rough seas for you lately, sir. Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better soon.

ahh, my life has always been a vicious cycle of rough seas.

I just gripe a bit and learn how to surf.