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Old 06-05-2009, 11:29 AM
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I was at a roundabout waiting to turn left a couple of hours ago when some guy smashed into the back of my car,smashing one of his lights and a huge dent on his hood.

My car rear was unscratched! totally!

it's like my car is made of rock

He told me he had just lost his job too and the car was only a shitty ford worth only a grand.

I was just so happy he didn't smash one of my rear lights

my car is ROCK!

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Old 06-05-2009, 12:32 PM
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Will Bob represent you in your neck/back injury case??

On public roads, I've been in two.

First was in NewMexico during a snow storm. Slid about 300 yards sideways down a bridge and came to stop at the bottom of the bridge and rested agaibnst the armco barrier. A few dings and scrapes, but nothing major. The scarriest 30 seconds of my life though.We were about 200ft from the bottom of the valley.

Second was here in Chicago. Turned right into a parking lot and was blindsided by a SUV with all this brush gaurd crap all over it. I was about to punish the guy myself, but as he got out of the car he pulled a gun from his hip and showd me a badge. The guy was some chief in a small suburb around here and tried to throw his weight around. Never realised I knew more about the law than he thought i did and I caught both him and the responding officer trying to make it seems as if I was at fault. They both were held over hot coals for that one. The car was never the same after that. I hate dipshits.



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Old 06-05-2009, 01:40 PM
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my car is ROCK!


Glad you're OK PJ.

I've had a couple of minor bumps (never my fault...apart from when i reversed into an invisible bollard and cracked my brake light )

A few years ago i was waiting at a roundabout for a break in traffic when a bus, who was totally oblivious to me sitting there, smashed into the back of me at 30 mph. He shunted my car across the road into the path of oncoming traffic. It was very scary, smashed the back of my car to smithereens and i ended up with whiplash and my neck in a collar (and £2500 injury payout!).



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Old 06-05-2009, 01:52 PM
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:09 PM
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I am a claims adjuster for a major insurance company. I have been in every part of auto claims (Liability, Auto, and PIP). I've seen some fuckup shit; scar checks, 4 yr old kid get killed, fires that burnt the shit out of people. You would be suprised at all the shit that goes down...



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Old 06-06-2009, 07:04 AM
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Rear ended a 66 Mustang in my 4x4, he slammed on the brakes at a yellow light. About 50lbs of Bondo fell off of it (the Mustang) onto the street.

Over 100mph through a telephone pole in a 1973 Camaro, Police estimated our speed at 127, and I know I saw at least 120 before we spun out of control. Went right through the pole, and slid almost all the way to the next one. They seem close together when you're driving, but when you walk them, they're pretty far apart. The pole remained standing, only about 6 feet shorter than all the rest.



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Old 06-06-2009, 02:01 PM
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i had three minor accidents in 16 years.

the worst was me hitting someone in my blind spot, I ran him off the road and when the cops came they cited him for not having insurance and arrested him on the spot for an outstanding warrant. I was like "Uh, can I go now?" and I never heard from anyone again about it.



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