"men" who follow dumb rules

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a man should ALWAYS use the grill

a man should always wear pants

a man should be a man at all times

a man should NEVER listen to anything that prevents him from his manhood of being a... man

men should be careful of crossing the boundries of being too UNman

a man should NEVER EVER fucking listen to culture club

A MAN DOES NOT CRY!

a man has the right to ridicule men who are fake imposter UNmen freaks

a man should always have a firm MANLY handshake

a man must remain bland at all times

oh my god! last but not fucking least! a man should pee standing up! LIKE A MAN! if any of you sissy fuckers pee sitting down you shall be banished from the man's man club immediately!