those trees that smell like sex

[TurdBerglar]

you know what im talking about?

it's a real thing and people tend to look at me weird when I mention it and think im talking out my ass again

a girlfriend years ago referred to them as sour pussy trees


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1204106AAygAPE


around here it seems to be the trees that have white blossoms. I have no idea what they are. that stank can fill the air if there's enough of them around.

pollen and jizz are pretty much the same thing. so maybe there's some sort of connection there?

[Bob]

you're not alone in noticing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdztPvF1fN4

[TurdBerglar]

what show is that?

that clips was very kids in the hall-esque

[Bob]

it's called "that mitchell and webb look"

it's very funny

i think a lot (maybe all?) of the full episodes are on youtube (probably not legally but oh welll)

the two main guys are also the two main guys on peep show, which is also very funny (and also on youtube i think)


but back to your main point, you're right, those trees do smell like cum. they've been blooming around here too

[Myu-to]

So are they cumquat trees?

[kaiser soze]

stinky pussy trees and jizz plants

oh wonderful spring

[Guy Incognito]

are these trees in west vagina?

thats all i can bring to this table

although mitchell and webb ftw. they write a lot of that whereas they dont write peep show. not very interesting but there you go.

[Freebasser]

The road my flat was on at uni had so many of those fuckers lining the pavement that taking a walk to the shop in mid-summer left you feeling like you were stumbling through a dockside gay bar during happy hour.

There used to be one outside my office too but for some reason it only smelled every other year.

[Guy Incognito]

there used to be a load of these trees near me but they got a massive case of woodsperm.

[Freebasser]

Cum again?

[Guy Incognito]

i put "if" instead of "of", i have edited it now so that people get the jizz of it

[Myu-to]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

Cum again?

Thank you, don't mind if I do.

[HOTWIFE]

We call them the Semen Trees at work. And we make fun of the girls who walk by them with their hands over their face cuz they don't swallow...haha I'm serious

[TurdBerglar]

why can't more chicks joke around like that around guys

I would so join in on that

[cosmo105]

now i am super curious and have to smell one of these trees to see (smell) for myself

[TurdBerglar]

I think nearly every tree that blooms has that smell. shouldn't be that difficult.

[LuciferHam]

I shall search out this tree also.

[HOTWIFE]

Cosmo they smell like straight up bleach and semen..the trees at my job have white blossoms and theres a ton of them. You will know when you find one haha

[kll]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

Cum again?

haha. nice.

[taquitos]

bradford pears

[Yeti]

This spring, New Yorkers will have their noses assaulted by an unpleasant odor coming from the army of white-blossom covered trees that line many of the city's streets.
These flowers, though lovely in appearance, smell like a mixture of rotting fish and semen, according to a variety of Web reports, and personal accounts from those in our own newsroom.
The raunchy-smelling flowers come from the Bradford Pear tree. Their scientific name is Pyrus calleryana.


Turd, please stay away from the knot hole!

[kaiser soze]

my semen smells like peaches