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Old 11-19-2009, 02:12 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:15 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:16 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:17 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:18 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:19 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:20 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:23 PM
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:20 AM
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:44 PM
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You: Wagwan
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: 12, f, england
Stranger: 16 , m , romanian
You: are you black?
You: i like strong black men
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:22 PM
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You: are you as good looking as your profile suggests?
Stranger: haha what profile
You: your omegle profile
Stranger: oh yeah that one. no im better
You: tall?
Stranger: 6ft 2
You: oooh
You: sporty?
Stranger: yep. im irish. were all sporty
You: i love the irish accent
You: are you black
Stranger: yep sure does get us places. no im white. you?
You: oh
You: i was looking for a black man to talk to
You: nevermind, are you a christian?
Stranger: well ive got a tan lol
Stranger: yeah im irish. were all catholic
You: oh dear. I am a baptist. Not sure we should talk anymore.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:30 PM
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Stranger: Well, it's not like you learn much here anyway.
You: Really? I've always learned something interesting the 8 hours a day i'm on
Stranger: 8 hours?
Stranger: Have you no life?
You: no life?
You: i don't understand
Stranger: What part don't you understand?
You: Are we talking about spanish speaking people?
Stranger: Not today.
You: oh, good. I didn't stufy
Stranger: It's been mostly about pancakes.
You: shut
You: up
You: i love pancakes
Stranger: Then you'll do fine.
You: nice, so these pancakes you speak of. Where might I find them?
Stranger: Well, I've heard some rumors about some very good blueberry pancakes that may be gotten in Springsteen.
Stranger: If you live around there.
You: Springsteen?
You: oh, i see its a city
You: i was wondering why I would look in the boss for pancakes
Stranger: Well, I suppose he could've eaten some.
You: no bro
You: nobody cuts the boss like a tauntaun



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You: I pooped one out one time
Stranger: were looking for pedos... you?
You: I'm sitting on my friend, his name is Ass
You: I am looking for stupidity
Stranger: youre a chode, lets get together and have anonymous sex
You: Miley Chat is where you should be at
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You: I don't do cyber
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:32 PM
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:32 PM
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:33 PM
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You: I ate one
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:48 PM
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:57 PM
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Stranger: yes, it's me
You: oh it is you!
Stranger: of course
You: why god?
Stranger: would i leave you??
You: why are we here
Stranger: i do not do that?
You: is sarah palin our savior?
Stranger: i'm not really sure, child
Stranger: most certainly
You: she smells like moth balls
You: and fake hair
You: how do we know she is the truth
Stranger: that's exactly why you should follow her
You: and does she own a spaceship to save us all in?
Stranger: and her ways
Stranger: yes
You: do you shave your balls?
Stranger: she hides it in that one really big alaskan mountain
You: how can you reach?
Stranger: no, but sarah palin does
Stranger: it's difficult
You: her balls smell like moose
Stranger: that's great
You: I wish I could karate kick
Stranger: get your nose away from there! audultrer! she is a married woman!
You: but I can't....I have no legs
Stranger: sorry
You: she loved Levi, the good book said it
Stranger: i don't mean to pry, but how did you loose them?
You: I ate them
You: with some mushrooms
You: they taste like shit
You: I would advise marinating yours first
Stranger: awww, you sound like that one dude in germany
Stranger: i will surely do so
You: I hate germans
You: they talk funny and smell even funnier
Stranger: aww, no hating <3
You: I love alaskans
Stranger: haha
You: they rave at church
Stranger: oh, like sarah-dearest??
You: sarah is satan
You: I hate and love her because she's like anti-authority...she going ROGUE YO!
You: I hope 50 cent like her too
Stranger: haha
You: so God, have you ever spited someone?
Stranger: only occasionally if they don't eat their mac and cheese, but as that's pretty much universally good, i don't deal with it too much
You: Dear God, hope you got the letter and
You: are you a haxxor?
Stranger: of course child
You: god haxxor the gays please
Stranger:
You: like Bruno
Stranger: he's the tops!
You: I wish I was the bottoms
You: BRUNO!!!
Stranger: you are!
You: New Moon?
You: Avatar?
Stranger: hopefully
You: Nightmare before Christmas?
Stranger: new moon
You: Honey Child?
Stranger: hey i watched nightmare this week!
You: ok serious question
You: God, are you white?
Stranger: first time ever!
Stranger: only my feet
You: did you really watch nightmare?
You: I'm good.....shit, I'm great
You: < psychic friends network
Stranger: haha, yeps
You: your favorite Beastie Boys Song is Sabotage
Stranger: i'm totes part of that
Stranger: yes, it is
You: for real?
You: are you from the board?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i',m GOD!
You: God bless
You: I wonder was it a shit or a sneeze?
You: that started it all, the universe ya know
Stranger: it really did
Stranger: that would have been my... great great grandGODfather??
You: are you the Godfather?
Stranger: no, just God and his father
You: do you like mess up people....other mobsters and stuff
Stranger: ok, well yes, i invented the mofia, but
You: so wait...GOD, his Father, and Fred from the meat market are all the same dude?
You: fuck me!
Stranger: ... you don't know that, ok??
You: Yoda is that you ?
Stranger: yes
You: know force you do yes?
Stranger: of course, i am the force!
You: nah, you gangsta
Stranger: yeps
Stranger: you know it
You: true
You: word
Stranger: i'm the Godstah'
You: 40 ounca love
Stranger: most defs, homehuman
You: I got 99 problems but a Omiscient Being ain't one
You: so...do you chat often with strangers?
Stranger: i know no strangers, i'm god!
You: you seem normal
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: ....
Stranger: for being god??
Stranger: haha
You: do you worship the Subgenious?
Stranger: yeah, i come on omegle for kicks
You: what is the safe word for this converstation?
You: I don't want to die
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Old 11-21-2009, 07:58 AM
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Default Re: Greatest Hits in Omegle Chat.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you a horny girl with webcam
You: yeah im fuckin well horny
Stranger: are you hot
You: nope im dogshit ugly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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