boner thread

Dorothy Wood · #1 03-10-2009, 12:41 AM

I had a boner earlier, and I almost made some mistakes because of it. then I didn't because I don't make mistakes anymore, and then I had to take a cab ride home with a dude who I think has a boner for me, but he's like 40 and gross as fuck so I lost my boner.

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Myu-to · #2 03-10-2009, 12:47 AM

New 36 hour Cialas, for when you're ready.

TurdBerglar · #3 03-10-2009, 01:08 AM

what does a lady boner feel like?

funk63 · #4 03-10-2009, 01:10 AM

I HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW

TurdBerglar · #5 03-10-2009, 01:10 AM

a gay boner

Myu-to · #6 03-10-2009, 01:12 AM

But, a boner none the less.

TurdBerglar · #7 03-10-2009, 01:13 AM

what does a gay boner feel like?

oh shit, i just set myself up

funk63 · #8 03-10-2009, 01:13 AM

Its gone now.

funk63 · #9 03-10-2009, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

what does a gay boner feel like?

Uhhh.......

Myu-to · #10 03-10-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

what does a gay boner feel like?

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Too fuckin' funny.

Dorothy Wood · #11 03-10-2009, 01:21 AM

a lady boner is an upside down gentleman boner.

TurdBerglar · #12 03-10-2009, 01:22 AM

but how does it feel!

how do you know that you have one!

Myu-to · #13 03-10-2009, 01:25 AM

It presses against their stomach making them belch.

Dorothy Wood · #14 03-10-2009, 01:26 AM

it'd be like if you didn't have on pants, and you didn't know you had a penis.

TurdBerglar · #15 03-10-2009, 01:27 AM

that doesn't make any god damn sense

Dorothy Wood · #16 03-10-2009, 01:28 AM

exactly

Myu-to · #17 03-10-2009, 01:29 AM

My thoughts exactly.

TurdBerglar · #18 03-10-2009, 01:30 AM

why can't anybody describe to me what it feels like to have a lady boner!

Myu-to · #19 03-10-2009, 01:32 AM

Moist.

TurdBerglar · #20 03-10-2009, 01:33 AM

you're not a lady

go away

Dorothy Wood · #21 03-10-2009, 01:36 AM

it's when a vagina swells to 4 times its normal size.

TurdBerglar · #22 03-10-2009, 01:37 AM

but what does that feel like?

like a boner feels like a lot of pressure!

does a lady boner feel the same???

Myu-to · #23 03-10-2009, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

it's when a vagina swells to 4 times its normal size.

That's some serious fuckin' camel toe.

Dorothy Wood · #24 03-10-2009, 01:41 AM

why do you think girls are shopping so much? they need new pants a lot. from all the bursting of seams.

LongDuckDong · #25 03-10-2009, 01:47 AM

Turdberglar sounds pissed off and inquisitive. And for good reason!

Dorothy, post a pic of your female boner now. I, too, wonder what this "thing" is.

And, yes, my motherfuckin' period just came down. Oh yeah...

I am a woman.

:m

n)

Myu-to · #26 03-10-2009, 01:47 AM

Paris Hilton must get those because she looks like she could tie shoes with that thing.

TurdBerglar · #27 03-10-2009, 01:51 AM

i just wanna now what it feels like to have a lady boner!!!!

Myu-to · #28 03-10-2009, 01:52 AM

Moist.

Dorothy Wood · #29 03-10-2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongDuckDong

Turdberglar sounds pissed off and inquisitive. And for good reason!

Dorothy, post a pic of your female boner now. I, too, wonder what this "thing" is.

And, yes, my motherfuckin' period just came down. Oh yeah...

I am a woman.

:m

n)

you could write "my period came down" in every thread a million times and it still wouldn't make sense or be funny.

die.

LongDuckDong · #30 03-10-2009, 01:54 AM

My period just came down.

Yep.

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