It takes guts to admit things

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by easy 3

I once had a job that I hated so much that I took a piss in my employer's walk-in freezer.

you mentalist

[Nuzzolese]

I bought a taco salad at a pawn shop.

I can bend over backwards from a standing position and put my chin on the floor, then I can straighten back up. It feels good but it don't, y'nah?

[jabumbo]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I can bend over backwards from a standing position and put my chin on the floor, then I can straighten back up. It feels good but it don't, y'nah?

i am aroused by this

[mickill]

Originally Posted by jabumbo

i am aroused by this

You're also aroused by feet and ripe fruit. You'd probably make love to a warm pile of your own laundry. This doesn't appear to be a challenge for you.

[Nuzzolese]

I should mention that I have to place my hands on the floor when I do that backbend, I don't just hover, balancing on my chin, what the hell do you think I am, some kind of Mongolian contortionist?

Although now I think Jabumbo is in the laundry room so he's probably not reading it.

[Nuzzolese]

I cried at the ends of Phenomenon and Wall-E

[jabumbo]

actually, warm laundry is kind of a put-off. as are mongolians....


ripe fruit on the other hand....let me play with your avocados, dear

[hpdrifter]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I cried at the ends of Phenomenon and Wall-E

I cried at the beginning of The Lion King.

And I was on a first date with someone. It was really embarassing. I didn't like him anyway, he was named after a European capitol.

[NoFenders]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I bought a taco salad at a pawn shop.

There's no better purchase.

[funk63]

I fist fucked a pregnant mexican woman.