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Old 05-15-2008, 06:49 AM
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a man should ALWAYS use the grill

a man should always wear pants

a man should be a man at all times

a man should NEVER listen to anything that prevents him from his manhood of being a... man

men should be careful of crossing the boundries of being too UNman

a man should NEVER EVER fucking listen to culture club

A MAN DOES NOT CRY!

a man has the right to ridicule men who are fake imposter UNmen freaks

a man should always have a firm MANLY handshake

a man must remain bland at all times

oh my god! last but not fucking least! a man should pee standing up! LIKE A MAN! if any of you sissy fuckers pee sitting down you shall be banished from the man's man club immediately!
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:38 AM
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I like to wear shorts sometimes


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I also enjoy shorts during the summer months...also I only pee sitting down after a poop


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Old 05-15-2008, 05:50 PM
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i would have a firmer grip but i dont really care about the people I meet so im just like fuck it whatever
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:14 PM
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I like to wear shorts sometimes
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I also enjoy shorts during the summer months...also I only pee sitting down after a poop
sissy short wearin' fuckers. you aren't men.

shit standing up! like a real MAN!

i don't care if your a cripple! get on your damn feet and piss!
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I guess real men make emotional little threads on internet message boards crying about how stupid "men" rules are.
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:58 PM
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Rob, I think you're confusing "real men" with "wussy chumps". Easy mistake to make, fixed now.


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Old 05-15-2008, 11:19 PM
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damn! i've been out flexed! i'm drowning in testosterone! i've let "emotions" get the best of me!
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:15 AM
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limp handshakes are the worst


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this is a fuckin horse cock in tiny mouth
this is the worst
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:28 AM
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Jesus. The internet really is full of weirdos.
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:36 AM
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hahaha


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Old 05-16-2008, 02:38 AM
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always pick your nose and eat as many boogers as possible at every stopsign of an intersection.


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What's wrong with a firm handshake? only Gays, homos and fags have a limp handshake.

P.s. Gayest thread ever.


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Old 05-16-2008, 04:23 AM
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P.s. Gayest thread ever.
now it is
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:55 AM
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How about those guys who like vagina's, what are they trying to prove?
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