WACK LYRICSSSSSSS

[King of Rock II]

50 cent:

That shit you got, put my pistol to you I want it
Its not a game, perfect aim you feel the flame
Up against ya brain, man it's so hot I'll make ya wish it rained

Ok. So I have some shit. That he wants. So, he points a gun at me. It's not a game. Since his aim is perfect, the bullet will hit my brain. Which will make me feel a flame. Against my brain. And while I'm standing there, getting hit by a bullet, feeling this flame against my brain, I'm thinking, "MAN, IT'S SO HOT, I WISH IT RAINED"

More 50 cent:

I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss shit
To be specific I go ballistic it's hieroglyphic

apparently, when he goes ballistic, it's very hieroglyphic. Or something.

Again 50 cent:

Said she's an inspirin actress, she do videos for practice
Yeah yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit?

an INspiring actress who does videos for practice? I don't get it... Oh wait, maybe he means an ASpiring actress... yes that makes sense...

[tdot04]

Originally Posted by Tungtvann

My Dipset niggas got the lockdown on cracky lyrics. You don't even know.

The first dude who came to mind when I read the title of this thread was Cam'Ron. He's not a bad rapper, but his lyrics are quite comedic without even trying to be.

With the goones I spa, stay in tune with ma
She like "Damn, this the realest since kumbaya"
Umbayay, Killa Cam my Lord (my Lord)
Still the man with the pan, Skrilla fam on board
Now bitches they wanna neuter me
Niggaz they wanna tutor me
The hooligan in hoola-hands manouverin's nothin' new to me
Doggie I'm from the land of grime
Pan pan, gram of dime
Not "toes" or "MC," when I say "Hammer Time"

Can someone tell me please what the fuck he's talking about.

[LOBSTER PRIZE!]

Lil Dap > NORE > 50 Cent > Dipset

[sjp]

Originally Posted by King of Rock II

50 cent:



Ok. So I have some shit. That he wants. So, he points a gun at me. It's not a game. Since his aim is perfect, the bullet will hit my brain. Which will make me feel a flame. Against my brain. And while I'm standing there, getting hit by a bullet, feeling this flame against my brain, I'm thinking, "MAN, IT'S SO HOT, I WISH IT RAINED"

More 50 cent:



apparently, when he goes ballistic, it's very hieroglyphic. Or something.

Again 50 cent:



an INspiring actress who does videos for practice? I don't get it... Oh wait, maybe he means an ASpiring actress... yes that makes sense...

did he steal shit from the arsonists cause that second verse sounds something like they said in the track backdraft.

[sjp]

never mind sounded the same but it was not.

[Darko]

Don't forget the best rapper of all time, Fred Durst.


Ya'll be drinking Hatorade
Think about it

[EN[i]GMA]

I like Atmosphere and I like Tryin' to Find a Balance, but this line is just wack:

Slug:

I got some last words: Fuck all a y'all
stop writin' raps, and go play volleyball


Now I know finding something to rhyme with 'All a y'all' is difficult, but he could have very easily changed the lyrics to:

I Got some last words: Fuck all of you,
Stop writin' raps and go play Husker Du

which is a much better rhyme and far more obvious than volleyball.

A missed oppurtunity to be sure.

[pshabi]

Originally Posted by Darko

Don't forget the best rapper of all time, Fred Durst.


Ya'll be drinking Hatorade
Think about it

Well I know y'all bumpin this shit right here!!!!
L-I-M-P Bizkit right here!!!!!

[pshabi]

Whackest chorus in the world:

Little mama show me how you move it
Go ahead put your back into it
Do your thing like their ain't nuttin to it
Shake, sh, sh shake that ass, girl


I fucking hate how 50 puts choruses right over the top of the music. You know what I mean? It's hard to explain, but the track is right in time with his voice. Just whack.

The first 3 lines seem like something I woulda tried to write in 3rd grade, seriously.