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Old 01-10-2009, 02:13 AM
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Default I'm going to murder my neighbors, I mean it this time

I have to wake up in 5 god damn hours to start my new job and they are up there stomping around like elephants and listening to terrible music.

I'm going to tie them to uncomfortable over-turned chairs and periodically stomp by their ears. drop pots and pans and blast john mayer (I'll be wearing sound-proof headphones) for hours while punching them repeatedly in their faces. and pinching! hard pinching! and then they die from it. ha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHA~!!1




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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 01-10-2009, 02:21 AM
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:36 AM
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as an officer of the court i feel obliged to tell you i must disclose this to the authorities
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:44 AM
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY WILL NOT STOP AND I FUCKING HATE THEM AND I WANT THEM TO BURN IN FUCKING HELL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFJKLLFSDA;KJ;ADF;LEFHFEA;ZLKJ



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Old 01-10-2009, 05:16 AM
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You haven't asked them to turn it down yet, have you?



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Old 01-10-2009, 05:22 AM
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What is BangkokB living at the same complex?



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Old 01-10-2009, 06:54 AM
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lol John Mayer. are you serious?
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:16 PM
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You haven't asked them to turn it down yet, have you?

well, I banged on the ceiling with a broom and heard them laugh. then I started crying. then I stood in the middle of my room with my coat on, with my heart pounding out of my chest with rage, trying to decided whether or not to go up there. then I went up there and banged on the door. they opened it and there were 2 chicks and a couple of dudes hanging out around the kitchen island, conveniently placed above my bed. I said, "dudes, seriously, you have to stop, you're right over my bedroom and I have to work at 8 a.m." and they were like, "uhh, we're just in the kitchen" and I was like, "well, my bedroom is right underneath you, and it fucking sucks so bad", and one dude was like, "we're just making some food", and I was like, "yeah, well, it's been going on for hours and it fucking sucks. please just keep it down, please, it sucks so bad, seriously, it's so awful, I, I, I...just, I can't, you have to stop, it fucking...sucks...."

and they didn't even apologize, I just walked away because I would've started crying. ha. hopefully I was pathetic enough to warrant some sympathy, and not bitchy enough to incur wrath.

they seemed to get a little quieter, but I still put my headphones on and listened to some low key music to drown everything out and kinda passed out. I think my yelling at them helped me sleep.


I got about 4 hours sleep. fucking pieces of shit.



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Old 01-10-2009, 05:33 PM
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lol John Mayer. are you serious?
yeah, i'd like to know as well if they really were playing john mayer.



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