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Old 02-23-2006, 06:58 PM
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:00 PM
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but i don't wanna look like her.



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:00 PM
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Oh my god. It looks like 2 totally different people!



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:02 PM
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my son once asked me if i was a supermodel. so, i guess i could possibly look like a person in a magazine to him.

he's such a good son.



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:02 PM
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She's actually an extremely pretty woman to begin with.



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:05 PM
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but i don't wanna look like her.
Me neither. I thought the exact same thing.

There is a thread on here somewhere of a girl in a bikini and she's facing away from the camera. And she looks good from behind but I suppose from the front, people think she looks not so good, people laughed. I think she's beautiful. I'd much rather look like that girl than the one in the link above (in this thread).

Lot of makeup, dyed hair, features that look so aligned that they look purchased: to me. No real character there.



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:07 PM
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if you click on the close up face, and look at the original you can see the photographer in her eyes



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:15 PM
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Did ya'll see the one of the dark haired woman in the blue bikini?

I noticed that in the "after" photo, they had taken some of her curves off...like in her hips and waist.

Hell, I thought she looked sexy as hell before with the curiver physique. A woman should be curvy...something to grab on to.



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:27 PM
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This is unrealistic but this is what people,especially women,try to look like.THis is why they go have multiples surgerys.hahah fuck rinkles is part of the deal of being a human who age!Just fucking deal with it!

No need to wander why so much women are full of complexes!



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:35 PM
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my son once asked me if i was a supermodel. so, i guess i could possibly look like a person in a magazine to him.

he's such a good son.
haha that's so cute. i hope my kids treat their mom like that



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Old 02-23-2006, 07:47 PM
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Oh that makes me feel a little better about myself.



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Old 02-24-2006, 07:45 PM
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why we can't look like people in magazines?


But we can!



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Old 02-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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im not trying to be inflammatory.. gay men in fashion are the ones who are deciding these things. that's why models look like boys
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:18 PM
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Pretty much all models have some type of facial flaws from either the sun or not following a great nutritional plan.

Whatever happened to models like marolynn monroe? She was nice and white and looked stunning



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Old 02-24-2006, 08:33 PM
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im not trying to be inflammatory.. gay men in fashion are the ones who are deciding these things. that's why models look like boys
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:39 PM
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Did ya'll see the one of the dark haired woman in the blue bikini?

I noticed that in the "after" photo, they had taken some of her curves off...like in her hips and waist.

Hell, I thought she looked sexy as hell before with the curiver physique. A woman should be curvy...something to grab on to.
Curves are suppose to be sexy, that is what we would look for if we were still looking for just good mating partners. Big boobies and wider hips, for healthier births.

But in turn gave her bigger boobs. That site is messed up, I think I'm going to be sick.



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Old 02-24-2006, 08:41 PM
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wow! that's fuckin' ugly - even with the photochop



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Old 02-24-2006, 08:45 PM
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:53 PM
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photographs takes away your soul!! YOUR SOUL!!



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Old 02-24-2006, 10:37 PM
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i think less enhancement would have been needed if the originals were of a better quality


surely a professional photographer can do better than that



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Old 02-24-2006, 11:59 PM
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You can also see her filling in both
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Old 02-25-2006, 12:02 AM
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i think less enhancement would have been needed if the originals were of a better quality


surely a professional photographer can do better than that
yeah. it's much less expensive to take a great photo and have few touch-up needs than it is to take a mediocre one and require extensive photoshoppery.



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Old 02-25-2006, 12:05 AM
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yeah. it's much less expensive to take a great photo and have few touch-up needs than it is to take a mediocre one and require extensive photoshoppery.

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Old 02-25-2006, 12:06 PM
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I was very fascinated about the other photoshop work that guy had done. Like taking all the pores away from that darker woman, tucking in the stomach of the guy with brown leather jacket and moving the cellphone (or whatever it is) in the purse and building the scenario with the horses. Now I really want PhotoShop! I used to use it at school, now I only have Picture it! and it ain't half as good!



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Old 02-25-2006, 12:49 PM
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Man, that's a horrible belly button!!! Just horrible!!



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Old 02-25-2006, 12:50 PM
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