Have you ever met someone that...

[miss soul fire]

...smelled like ass?

This intern I work with smells like ass. How does he manage to be like that! I listen to the jaws' theme song whenever he comes to my direction. He takes ass soup bath everyday. What should I do?? Stop breathing?

Hihihi. Poor guy. He probably likes to smell.

[Audio.]

lmao

I had this kid in my my class back when I went to highschool who reaaaaallly had bad hygiene. Basically you could see big chunks of white flakes surfacing over his hair, had acne around his neck, I would say he would have smelled like ass if it werent for his foul fucking breath. I dont think he brushes? His odor actually sicken my stomach I had to ask to change tables from him. Some people need to get a clue.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well we all take ass soup baths but every DAY??!!! This is nuts.

[TurdBerglar]

i like potatoes and pearl onions in my ass soup

[TurdBerglar]

or people that just don't wash their cothes and they smell like old musty wet dogs

[Fern]

no comment.

[TAL]

Conan said on the Tonight Show that PBR taste like ass. So the company sent him a thank you note and six cases.

[sjp]

good topic my buddy smelled like ass until our buddy punched and a party last year and said you stink then hit him and he walked out of a party with a tissue hanging out of his nose like a tampon yup he doesn't smell bad any more.