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Old 03-06-2015, 02:58 AM
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I'm thinking of buying a public toilet.

Seriously.



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Old 03-06-2015, 03:53 PM
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When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.
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Old 03-06-2015, 08:13 PM
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When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.
Do you have an american accent yet?



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Old 03-06-2015, 09:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MDOerruDU

strangely satisfying
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Old 03-07-2015, 07:30 AM
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Do you have an american accent yet?
Maybe like 50-60 % American accent
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Old 03-09-2015, 08:14 PM
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i could tell you shit but you would never believe it.

Wait, maybe you would...

you have been the most tolerant of those I have known.

I am alone in a new tragedy, all alone.

Well I am just selfish and thinking of myself.

And thinking of you.



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Old 09-11-2015, 06:45 PM
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this crazy old bastard and his buddies....



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ball swinging swagger
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Old 09-13-2015, 04:18 PM
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Being old is not a deal killer

But that... can't feel my face...



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Old 10-06-2015, 04:55 PM
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Old 03-06-2016, 12:17 AM
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Old 03-26-2016, 05:03 PM
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my new favorite channel

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Old 03-26-2016, 08:27 PM
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hahahaha, the giggling wife is hilarious. And he's Finnish! yes!



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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 03-27-2016, 03:53 PM
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yeah the wife gets me every time. she's so delighted!

I bet it's this guy:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AEoOSMyRBmg/maxresdefault.jpg
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Old 04-09-2016, 03:58 PM
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Old 04-22-2016, 12:06 PM
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my new new favorite youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTbsbpB65I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJgGzdMLnU

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Old 04-23-2016, 03:57 PM
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cat gives up, accepts its fate, waits to die.

http://i.imgur.com/nWGiaHO.gifv
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Old 04-23-2016, 06:51 PM
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shockingly good cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi49yirJiEA
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Old 05-31-2016, 05:12 PM
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Old 05-31-2016, 05:54 PM
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fucking dark as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNHF...JqpI5o&index=2
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Old 06-19-2016, 06:19 AM
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fyi I have front row seats to see Vanilla Ice and Salt n Pepa tonight. Got the tickets from my kids for fathers day. They told me to enjoy the oldies show.



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Old 06-23-2016, 10:23 AM
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I ended up on stage dancing with Salt n Pepa
Then later ended up on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice.

I think it was my Beastie Boys t-shirt that got me selected. The one with MCA dressed up as a deviled egg playing B-ball with the group.

Also, between the 2 groups was a set of Beastie Boys songs.

I just think if you have a chance to dance on stage with Salt n Pepa you gota do it.



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Old 06-24-2016, 09:02 PM
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Yes, I agree, I can't imagine passing that up!



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Old 06-26-2016, 04:50 AM
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What's up cunts!



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teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 06-26-2016, 08:09 AM
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I ended up on stage dancing with Salt n Pepa
Then later ended up on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice.

I think it was my Beastie Boys t-shirt that got me selected. The one with MCA dressed up as a deviled egg playing B-ball with the group.

Also, between the 2 groups was a set of Beastie Boys songs.

I just think if you have a chance to dance on stage with Salt n Pepa you gota do it.

shake your thang



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Old 07-11-2016, 06:35 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MLeME9PieI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYe_vjWdTIA

have to watch!
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:59 AM
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ive had 10 beers in the past 100 days.

posted 3 of my best golf rounds ever

got a new tattoo, no beers involved

lost 25 pounds since November When I hit my all time peak weight. Pretty much from no beer and light work out.

My wife is so happy about me not drinking, she got me a bong. But she told me I couldn't take it to her sisters house on our visit. She finally believes weed is better than alcohol. I guess its the first time since we were dating that I am high without beer. She's not into it herself though.



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Old 05-15-2017, 08:09 PM
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:54 PM
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Check out this motley crew. All done on the fly. What the fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0hA4kduC8
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Old 11-22-2017, 09:44 PM
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Oh my God! This is too cute to handle



I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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