i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[camo]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

I can't write about this anywhere else because people will think I'm either being judgemental or gross, but....

Every time I go to the gym, there is this girl there who completely stinks up the locker room with what Im assuming is her vagina. It is horrible. I think maybe she has a problem or an infection or something. Can a person complain about this? Is it mean or inappropriate?

Is the funk really offending you? If so then yes. You're paying (a probably huge) membership to be there and therefore entitled to express dismay with whatever is causing you concern in there.

You're also probably doing a service by complaining anyway - If she's got a 'foisty chuff' then she's probably been stinking up all of the equipment as well. Yuck!

A few months back I was sat in an empty train carriage on my daily commute. Just before the train set off a guy came and sat across from me on a bank of four facing seats. He had the whole carriage to choose from but for some reason, decided to sit right there. I personally found this a bit weird. He absolutely stunk. It was a mixture of stale B.O and ass. His clothes looked relatively clean but the smell was excruciatingly vile. So I had to make a decision - do I tell him or just get up and move seats? Before I had even thought about it I blurted out 'Dude, do you realise you absolutely stink?'. He just sat there looking shocked and dumbfounded. I think I was so disgusted that I just went into automatic.

If I'm being honest, I didn't really feel that bad for pointing it out. Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

[Lyman Zerga]

Originally Posted by camo

Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

should be

[Bob]

Originally Posted by camo

Is the funk really offending you? If so then yes. You're paying (a probably huge) membership to be there and therefore entitled to express dismay with whatever is causing you concern in there.

You're also probably doing a service by complaining anyway - If she's got a 'foisty chuff' then she's probably been stinking up all of the equipment as well. Yuck!

A few months back I was sat in an empty train carriage on my daily commute. Just before the train set off a guy came and sat across from me on a bank of four facing seats. He had the whole carriage to choose from but for some reason, decided to sit right there. I personally found this a bit weird. He absolutely stunk. It was a mixture of stale B.O and ass. His clothes looked relatively clean but the smell was excruciatingly vile. So I had to make a decision - do I tell him or just get up and move seats? Before I had even thought about it I blurted out 'Dude, do you realise you absolutely stink?'. He just sat there looking shocked and dumbfounded. I think I was so disgusted that I just went into automatic.

If I'm being honest, I didn't really feel that bad for pointing it out. Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

one thing about that, and i'm not saying that it's the case here, but it is a thing--some people who stink can't do anything about it. i dunno what causes it, but there is a condition which causes you to smell all the time no matter how much you bathe and do laundry


he could've been just a scrub but he also could have not been

[camo]

Originally Posted by Bob

one thing about that, and i'm not saying that it's the case here, but it is a thing--some people who stink can't do anything about it. i dunno what causes it, but there is a condition which causes you to smell all the time no matter how much you bathe and do laundry


he could've been just a scrub but he also could have not been

Yeah I totally understand that. I'm aware of a medical condition that causes some sort of a fishy odour to be emitted and that some people have sweat gland problems, but this dude just had terrible personal hygiene.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU

[Bob]

i liked it right up until that bit at the end about the cat

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHAEcx_LlYE

[abbott]

So.. no action at all till Friday.

So ... like 5 days ... no action WTF??

Monday and Tuesday ... well your bitching at me about what I should do, I guess you love me. Its not like your telling me to stay away, or to go on longer trips.

Wednesday ... she starts to ask me about the girls....

I mean what girls ... those nasty bitches those drunk dumb asses were fucking? ......

I just want the KGB .... killer green bud, and those THC gummy bears.


Anyway no girl stories for me. Guess I made a mistake telling you I was out till 4am. Making sure my buddies got home with me. Breaking up fights.

Friday? Im in love. Seems I should do it all agin just for Friday.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.s...l#incart_river

[abbott]

So I'm pumped up about tommrow. My oldest's first tournament since she made the cut on the golf team.

[Yetra Flam]

When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.

[mikizee]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.

Do you have an american accent yet?

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MDOerruDU

strangely satisfying

[Yetra Flam]

Originally Posted by mikizee

Do you have an american accent yet?

Maybe like 50-60 % American accent

[abbott]

So

I went on a 2 day boys days out

Picked up Saturday 8 am

Return Sunday 8 pm

2 rounds of golf

3 hours of sleep

Driven in the 6 series convertible


Anyway. Thought my wife was cool about it all.

Here's the email I sent her today. After she hasn't talked to me for the day. She emailed me telling me I don't make her a big enough priority... My response

​It kills me that I make you feel this way. I hate myself. You are the one person that has killed yourself trying to help me.

I have taken everything in my life for granted.

I hate learning how big of a looser I am.

I will never make you take care of the dog while I fish again. I hope I can help you be happy. That is all I ever really wanted for you, is for you to be happy. I dont mean to cause you pain.

I have lived my selfish life and had more than I ever deserved. I dont care if I ever have a selfish day in my life again.



So. When she bitches.
I think she loves me.

[abbott]

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

But I enjoyed those thc gummy bears from Denver for sure

[cosmo105]

Originally Posted by abbott

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

well then! aren't you a model citizen

[abbott]

Originally Posted by cosmo105

well then! aren't you a model citizen

Shit I'm the biggest fuck up that you don't know

Nice shit talking

I did not mean to sound judgmental towards lying cheaters or wife beaters