So I may wind up killing myself later...

[ToucanSpam]

Lashing out at me doesn't change the fact that I'm right. I'm not the one making 5-10 threads a month about 'liking a boy' or whatever awkward social situation that you find yourself knee deep in. I'm smart enough to keep my personal life as far away from this board as possible in recent years. There's no logical reason for me to share any of that with someone like you.


Anyways I'm quite done with this thread. I'm sorry things didn't work out for you Adam_F, you do deserve better.

[Freebasser]

SECONDS OUT

[Bjork]

Maybe toucan has already done what Adam is attempting to do, and it didn't turn out how he hoped it would.

But, that just my opinion.

Just trying to save a brother from heartache and pain. Lubricated spit backslap.Kicked in the nutts, and left on a street corner agony. My mom slept with my best friend kinda of pain.

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

Lashing out at me doesn't change the fact that I'm right. I'm not the one making 5-10 threads a month about 'liking a boy' or whatever awkward social situation that you find yourself knee deep in. I'm smart enough to keep my personal life as far away from this board as possible in recent years. There's no logical reason for me to share any of that with someone like you.

I'm not lashing out, I'm calling you out. you go around acting like a know-it-all been-there-done-that veteran and I'm asking you where you got all your "wisdom". to me, it just reeks of a lifetime of rejection and built up animosity toward women because of it.

I'm glad you don't make threads when you like boys or find yourself in awkward social situations, they'd take up the whole internet!

[rirv]

Dorothy Wood reminds me of Sarky Devotchka.
What happened to her?

[ToucanSpam]

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

I'm not lashing out, I'm calling you out. you go around acting like a know-it-all been-there-done-that veteran and I'm asking you where you got all your "wisdom". to me, it just reeks of a lifetime of rejection and built up animosity toward women because of it.

I'm glad you don't make threads when you like boys or find yourself in awkward social situations, they'd take up the whole internet!

The lifetime of rejection you speak of is non-existent. Don't mistake a lack of evidence for a successful defense of your point. Like I said, I have no reason to display my social life to the likes of you.

The part that makes this comedic gold is your complete lack of credibility. You are the whiniest, rudest, most poisonous person on this board. You are trying so hard right now to make yourself feel big by trashing me it's ridiculous. It would be funny if it weren't so god damn transparent.

Keep making one-dimensional gay jokes and pretending you're better than I am. You're not.

[Dorothy Wood]

your inability to self-reflect is astounding.

[ToucanSpam]

Your inability to recognize your own hypocrisy is astounding.

[Dorothy Wood]

your ability to make sense is underwhelming.

[ToucanSpam]

Your lack of ability to understand is hilarious.

[Freebasser]

Youse two are hilarious. Get a room already.

[Dorothy Wood]

*pukes on freebasser*

you didn't follow the formula, toucan, I win the contest.

[Bjork]

ha!

[ToucanSpam]

Oh no, the most repulsive woman on the board finds me repulsive. How will I sleep at night?


Very comfortably and not alone, by chance.


In b4 you make another one-dimensional gay comeback

[Dorothy Wood]

*pukes for a thousand years*

[Bjork]

Is Toucanspam insinuating he's getting laid?

lol.

[Randetica]

im sorry adam

in like 5 years you will tell us stories about how your wife annoys you and you wish you were free and single again like you were 5 years ago

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Bjork

Is Toucanspam insinuating he's getting laid?

lol.

Now there's something we can all laugh at!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

*wipes tear*

Anyways, Toucan and Dorothy are both shit with the laydeez. Admittedly Dorothy is probably higher up the sexometer but put it this way, I wouldn't go to either of them for a makeover.

Adam, to be honest it sounds like you're so starved of pussy you think you're in love with any chick who speaks to you. I've seen it before with people who are awkward in social situations (coincidentally these tend to be the people that spend time on message boards). From the looks of it homegirl doesn't even think of you as a good friend or she wouldn't have busted with the whole "probably not" thing. Fuck her, she's probably banging some dropout called Vince.

Remember, women are more than just a pair of tits and you have to capture the mind before you can take that ass hostage. Aint no chicks interested in suicidal internet geeks, believe me. Stop being a dork, get out there and hold some booty to ransom. Get on some diplomatic pussy siege shit.

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Admittedly Dorothy is probably higher up the sexometer but put it this way, I wouldn't go to either them for a makeover.

mean! just because I don't like uggs doesn't mean I couldn't give you a good makeover.

[Lex Diamonds]

Know what, if you wanna pay for the plane ticket and the clothes then feel free.

[cookiepuss]

hey thanks for the new signature gem, Paddy.

[Lex Diamonds]

No troubles, bubbles.

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Know what, if you wanna pay for the plane ticket and the clothes then feel free.

I don't have that kind of money, besides I think you like the way you look already. but thank you for believing in me.

[Lex Diamonds]

You think I like the way I look, huh? To be honest I don't really think about it. I'm more one of those "personality" people who get chicks into bed by making them laugh. I just happen to be strikingly handsome and stylish, too.

[Dorothy Wood]

that wasn't meant to be sarcastic. you just seem like you know what you like already and have put together a look, intentionally or unintentionally. plus, you put up a family picture once and your sister looked stylish. usually stylish sisters don't let younger brothers grow up to be dorks.

I'm thinking about this too hard. I have errands to run, jesus!

[Freebasser]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Afronaut

Um...

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

that wasn't meant to be sarcastic. you just seem like you know what you like already and have put together a look, intentionally or unintentionally. plus, you put up a family picture once and your sister looked stylish. usually stylish sisters don't let younger brothers grow up to be dorks.

I'm thinking about this too hard. I have errands to run, jesus!

Yeah my sister seems to know about all that shit. What's "in" this "season" and all that bollocks. The way I see it, you can't go wrong with polo shirts and jeans as long as you're willing to spend money on the right ones.

Anyways, you go do your errands, I'll stay here and talk about me some more.

[Randetica]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Yeah my sister seems to know about all that shit. What's "in" this "season" and all that bollocks. The way I see it, you can't go wrong with polo shirts and jeans as long as you're willing to spend money on the right ones.

Anyways, you go do your errands, I'll stay here and talk about me some more.

im sure adam f will be thankful for this piece of information

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, and so will afronaut.

[RobMoney$]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

Unless, however unlikely, she makes a move on you, you should just remain friends. KP brings up a point I want to shoehorn into my suggestion. Do you plan on marrying her? Probably not. She isn't 'the one' and you're too young to get serious about a relationship. You know what's more important at this point? Being successful in your career. Take it from me, when you can cash in on a successful career, all of those sexy ladies who had their fill of college athletes will want something more substantial that includes financial security and intelligence.

If only I could make this entire post my sig.

Possibly the deepest thing ever posted in the history of the BBMB.
Either this or Kenny Guido's myspace links.