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Old 02-20-2007, 01:08 AM
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Please bring back the ultimate classic comedy movies. The ones like Coming to America, Golden Child, Beverly Hills Cop.

The ones that were and still are quoted at least once a week.

I think the Nutty Professor an ok movie, good idea for you to be everybody in the movie but it gets worn out. Not every movie you are in has to be like that, you know.

I keep seeing commercials for Norbit and I'll see it one day. When it's on cable T.V. Nothing you've made in the past 10 or so years has made me want to actually see your movies in the theatre.

Quit fucking around man. You can do it.



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Old 02-20-2007, 01:09 AM
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no, he can't. he's fucked, its over. his reputation is mud and he can't fix that, not even with a really funny movie, which he won't release anyway.

you should have seen the people at the cinema groan when the norbit preview came on. lol.

well and truly over black men in fat suits.



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Old 02-20-2007, 01:29 AM
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i heard norbit was actually funny...i didn't see it cuz i didn't want to see eddie in another fat suit



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:12 AM
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I thought Norbit was funny; with this and Dreamgirls I think he's making a return of sorts.



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:24 AM
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I thought Norbit was funny; with this and Dreamgirls I think he's making a return of sorts.
Dont listen 2 this cock sucker ericlee. He cant even call no one punk

Auton U suck.



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:27 AM
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i like ericlee



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:41 AM
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The sad thing is that Eddie Murphy has lowered his comedy standards to cater to the demographic of people who frequent the air brush, fake grills, and fake chains kiosks at the mall…



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:45 AM
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Dont listen 2 this cock sucker ericlee he cant even call no one punk
I don't recall you giving me your digis g. Keep that talk up and I'll make a diss vid that will give you nightmares and take the frizz outta your hair.

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I thought Norbit was funny; with this and Dreamgirls I think he's making a return of sorts.
Norbit probably is funny. So was the Klumps as well as Nutty Professor. Just too much of the same type of movies..

I'm not even sure what Dreamgirls is all about. He's in it? What's his role? I'll have to check it out.

I really really wish he'd do a few more stand up routines. Very few stand up acts can compare to Raw or Delirious.



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Old 02-20-2007, 02:46 AM
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:15 AM
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actually now that i think about it, i think he was saying

ahem

"Dont listen to this cocksucker, ericlee. he cant even call no one. punk."

i think he called me while i was taking a nap today, and i was probably supposed to call him back.



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:23 AM
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I don't recall you giving me your digis g. Keep that talk up and I'll make a diss vid that will give you nightmares and take the frizz outta your hair.

I was sayin Auton was the cocksucker Im so sad now

hahaha though bout the nightmares line



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:24 AM
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actually now that i think about it, i think he was saying

ahem

"Dont listen to this cocksucker, ericlee. he cant even call no one. punk."

i think he called me while i was taking a nap today, and i was probably supposed to call him back.
Im just kiddin' like Jason with U punk



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:25 AM
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actually now that i think about it, i think he was saying

ahem

"Dont listen to this cocksucker, ericlee. he cant even call no one. punk."

i think he called me while i was taking a nap today, and i was probably supposed to call him back.
Well damn you for not calling him

No wonder why you took a nap. If you were up last night like you are tonight.. It's almost 4 am.



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:27 AM
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Well damn you for not calling him

No wonder why you took a nap. If you were up last night like you are tonight.. It's almost 4 am.
Its only 1 where he is at though



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:44 AM
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Its only 1 where he is at though
haha, you're not giving the man any slack are you?



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:50 AM
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haha, you're not giving the man any slack are you?
Were 2sides of the same coin, yo. Coming to America single handly shits over any shit out today by people going by Cook...



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Old 02-20-2007, 04:10 AM
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I'm about due to watch Harlem Nights again too. Another classic with one of the best cast ever.



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Old 02-20-2007, 05:03 AM
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yeah man. i had to get 2 blood tests to see what the hell is up with my sleeping problem. no es bueno, son.



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Old 02-20-2007, 05:07 AM
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what sort of sleeping problem do you have, auton? better get that shit sorted out, like. that stuff can make you go CRAZY!

eddie murphy, meh. a very reputable friend last night actually instructed me to look for norbit pictures because they were apparently LOL, and she's not an easy LOL-er.

i am extremely disappointed he was having intercourse with mel b. mel b! ewwww. i so want that baby to be his though. muhahaha.



she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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Old 02-20-2007, 07:10 AM
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Trading places !!! thats a movie ......! my Murphy favourite....



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Old 02-20-2007, 08:10 AM
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He is making Beverly Hills Cop 4 so hopefully he'll say MOTHERFUCKER a lot.



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Old 02-20-2007, 08:12 AM
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He is making Beverly Hills Cop 4 so hopefully he'll say MOTHERFUCKER a lot.
but he will not reach the classic of the first ones !



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Please bring back the ultimate classic comedy movies. The ones like Coming to America, Golden Child, Beverly Hills Cop.
haha, Its been a long time.
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:20 AM
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Life was a good movie.



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Old 02-20-2007, 03:21 PM
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Life was a good movie.
It was but made me sad 4 their sitution...it was funny though. Coming 2 America was the pinnacle though.



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Old 02-20-2007, 06:23 PM
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everytime my tv starts to fart and burp i know an eddie murphy movie is on

i dont like any of his movies



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Old 02-20-2007, 06:48 PM
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