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03-03-2009, 03:25 PM
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all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
if you do anything with a female there's always some sort of cuddling in involved.
if you go to the mall with a girl. she latches on to that arm instantly and does not let go for anything. you're there trying to walk because she's like half a foot shorter than you and throwing you all off balance. she fucking tugs you into all these fucking stores that are ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all i wanted to do was get some shoes god damn it! go to a cook out.... tries to cuddle you. all you do at cook outs is sit in lawn chairs, eat burgers, shoot the shit and drink beers. what the girl does is gets a lawn chair and places it as close to yours as possible or worse yet tries to sit on your lap and just sits there with her head on your shoulder. that's all she wants to do! these are YOUR group of friends! not even mine! go chit chat with them instead of just sitting there next to me all fucking day! go to the beach.... tries to cuddle you in the blazing sun. all the girl wants to do is lay on the towel with you all day. that's it. she doesn't want to go and romp around in the waves. she doesn't want to go on the boardwalk(only if she thinks you're gonna buy her something). she doesn't want to go and walk out onto the jetty. she doesn't want to go check out the tidal pools during low tide and poke at all the little craps and snails and starfish(hahaha! poke her starfish!). NO! all the she wants to do is lay in the sun and cook(need to get that perfect tan!!!!!!!!!) and wants you to do the same. NO! we just spent two and a half hours in a car to get here! let's go play! play in the waves! lets go do something! christ! it's the fucking BEACH! C'MON!!! go to a street fair... all she wants to do is street cuddle(similar to mall cuddling) around a bunch of weirdos that smell like patruli oil and have hemp braided into their hair. go on a hike.... all she wants to do is find some quiet place in the woods and sit on some fallen log and log cuddle you!(cuddle my log baby) and if she doesn't get that cuddle she wants. then she feels her day was ruined. what the fuck! Last edited by TurdBerglar : 03-03-2009 at 03:33 PM. 
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03-03-2009, 03:40 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
I enjoy good cuddle too.
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03-03-2009, 03:44 PM
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03-03-2009, 03:46 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
yeah
in my pants!!!!!
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03-03-2009, 03:46 PM
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03-03-2009, 03:48 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
Zorra, are you just going to let him talk about you like this?
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03-03-2009, 04:01 PM
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i am JOKING but geez man - get a new woman if you're so riled up.
all turdburglar wants to do is generalise. that's it. that's all.
if you do anything with turd there's always some sort of massive offensive generalisation involving the opposite sex involved. if you go to the mall with turd. he stares at girls' asses and will not quit. he's trying to walk with his throbbing erection but it throws him off balance. he wants to tug it but it's ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all he wants is to get some ass god damn it! go to a cock, uh.. cook out.. generalise. all you want to do is have the same cognitive capacities as a man! what the turd does is get a chair, places it as close to the female species as possible, and observe, documentarian-like, like david attenborough without the oxbridge education. that's all he wants to do! define women all day! these are HIS women! not individuals! go shut your mouth bitch and bend over! go to the beach.. generalise in the sun. all the turd wants to do is lay on the towel and leisurely masturbate all day. that's it. he doesn't want to go out and romp around in the waves baywatch slow motion stylee. he doesn't want to go on the boardwalk and buy you shit, because you're a woman and you want sparkly things, right? bitch you don't earn your own money?! he doesn't want to go and walk out on the jetty. he doesn't want to appreciate fine marine life, because you know turd is a huge animal and nature lover. doesn't it come across in his sensitive affectionate nature? he's imagining kim kardashian getting washed up like a whale butt nekkid. YES! all he wants to do is lay there in the sun and concentrate on his looks!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS! and force you to do the same! NO! you know how long i sweated in this car to drive you here? build a fucking sand sculpture of your tits or something! christ! it's fucking TURD! C'MON!!!! go to a street fair.. generalise and be negative around a bunch of hummus eating bike riding hippies. oh wait! go on a hike.. all he wants to do is find some place where you can be mute and ride his dick and just go home! suck my log baby! and if he doesn't get that ass he wants. his day is ruined. what the fuck!
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03-05-2009, 05:45 PM
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yeah because i go to malls. and beaches. and cook outs.
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03-03-2009, 08:00 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
you should change the title to "girls" instead of "females"
if you were to date a woman, it'd be different. At least, somewhat. I like cuddling, but damn.
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03-03-2009, 09:24 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???
Your poor cunt.
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03-03-2009, 09:40 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
cuddling is the gayiest shit ever invented.
the only way i cuddle is if im trying to get trim or know for sure ill get trim. if i try on say 2 or 3 occasions and no trim, its a deal breaker. no more cuddling when you call. probably no hanging out. and i probably wont even be talking much with you anymore. we're grown ups here. theres enough chicks in the sea ya know.
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03-04-2009, 09:29 AM
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03-04-2009, 01:16 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
Patchouli
or is it Pachouli? Either way not patruli. neither here nor there, carry on
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03-04-2009, 05:29 PM
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03-03-2009, 09:41 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
im only about 5 minutes from a beach
 cuddling naked actually isnt that comfortabe. whats the difference between cuddling and snuggling anyway? yeah cuddling is  . fuck puppies and babies too
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03-09-2009, 10:46 AM
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03-03-2009, 09:42 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
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tell her to cuddle that.
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#23
03-03-2009, 09:46 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
hah myself? nothing. i've enjoyed myself a bit of the ratweed, however. but the affect is minimal at this point.
im just being me.
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03-07-2009, 01:54 AM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
What? I love cuddling. It always leads to good things.
You got a cuddleholic on your hands though.
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03-07-2009, 02:44 AM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
no, cook out is a thing outside of new england. I don't really know why it's so offensive to people in here.
it's a bbq, durr. sometimes people I know say "we're going to grill out", or "we're going to cook out". but normally the actual "event" is referred to as a "barbeque". BFD
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03-09-2009, 11:02 AM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
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i know this one skank who specifically calls guys, leads them on, just so she can cuddle and it makes her feel better. then she leaves and the guy gets nothing but blue balls. that shit pisses me off. dont lead a guy on, get his dick hard, and than bounce. and chicks wonder why guys act like assholes to them sometimes.
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03-09-2009, 09:48 PM
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Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
I've never had that problem.
 On second thought, this girl sounds really selfish. What about your wants? Your needs?
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03-09-2009, 09:59 PM
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i will have no problem cuddling with my future wife or girlfriends i have had/will have. but im talking about a girl who leads a guy on making him think hes going to get something. honestly a chick like that is flirting a fine line. if she gets the wrong guy in the wrong situation she is looking to get raped. as disgusting as i really think that is, not all men are of the moral quality of me.
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03-09-2009, 10:04 PM
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03-11-2009, 09:39 AM
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