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Old 05-23-2012, 09:04 PM
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I was just at Walgreens and overheard the worst person talking. She was visiting with a guy who worked there, kinda just following him around and talking to him while he stocked shelves.

Dumb bitch: Ugh, they're gonna impound my car.

guy: what, why?

DB: Well, I have 4 tickets on it, and like I was supposed to pay a $6,000 down payment on it, and I haven't done it.

guy: what?

DB: yeah, I never paid my down payment. and I owe $2,600 in fees. I'm not paying for that either.

guy: what? are you kidding me?

DB: No, they're gonna take the car away because of the tickets and the dealership is gonna repossess it.

guy: what the?

DB: yeah, it's whatever. Anyway, I just graduated! and I'm moved into my own place.

guy: um, where?

DB: Lincoln Park, bitch! Duh.

I walked away after that. Lincoln Park is a very expensive neighborhood, I have no idea what this girl's deal was. Later, I saw her sitting in the photo area where you can edit and print your pictures at a booth and she was just looking at pictures of herself.




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Old 05-23-2012, 09:54 PM
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The older I get, the less tolerance I have for douchebag morons like that.



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Old 05-23-2012, 10:23 PM
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The only thing I resent about that kind of person is that they don't have the burden of caring.



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Old 05-24-2012, 03:34 AM
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Lincoln Park, BITCH!



TO MAKE GOLD IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT YOU GOTTA BE THE BEST, MAKING SILVER OR BRONZE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY, AT THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT OLYPMICS.

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Old 05-24-2012, 08:37 AM
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:15 AM
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What does she care, daddy will probably pay her fines and she'll be free to do it all again.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:25 AM
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I still would.



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Old 05-24-2012, 11:24 AM
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Linkin Park Bitch!



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Old 05-24-2012, 11:36 AM
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bad credit is a bitch. she is giving herself bad credit
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Old 05-24-2012, 08:47 PM
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The older I get, the less tolerance I have for douchebag morons like that.
The older I get, the less tolerance I have for people in general.



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Old 05-25-2012, 04:27 AM
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Old 05-26-2012, 03:39 PM
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Nothing worse than someone who is legally an adult, but lives like a child.



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Old 05-26-2012, 11:56 PM
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There used to be only 1 village idiot in every errr village, but now there are millions.



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