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Old 03-04-2009, 01:48 PM
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Baby girl gettin straight dick no cuddle
I make her pussy wet, leave dat bitch wit a puddle



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Old 03-04-2009, 02:16 PM
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True dat homeskillet. True dat.



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Old 03-04-2009, 02:24 PM
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Ma leetle homie G can't you see I'm bustin free?



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Old 03-04-2009, 05:29 PM
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:37 AM
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Maybe you should stop hitting on minors, pedo.



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Old 03-05-2009, 05:45 PM
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Zorra, are you just going to let him talk about you like this?

yeah because i go to malls. and beaches. and cook outs.
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:02 AM
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:35 AM
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yeah because i go to malls. and beaches. and cook outs.
Malls? Cook outs?? How long have you been in the US??? Have you not forgotten where you came from?

I bet you are one of those people who suddenly have a strong american accent, and lost their australian accent within hours of landing in the country. Like shitty actors like Portia De Rossi. You are, aren't you.



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Old 03-06-2009, 01:51 AM
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Wow, you Aussies sure are smart.

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Old 03-06-2009, 01:53 AM
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wait


aussies don't have cook outs? bullshit!
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:56 AM
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cooking on a bbq, you mean?
unheard of.



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Old 03-06-2009, 01:58 AM
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honestly?

stop fucking with me!
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Old 03-06-2009, 02:53 AM
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We just don't call em 'cook outs'

An american term.



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Old 03-06-2009, 03:06 AM
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Malls? Cook outs?? How long have you been in the US??? Have you not forgotten where you came from?

I bet you are one of those people who suddenly have a strong american accent, and lost their australian accent within hours of landing in the country. Like shitty actors like Portia De Rossi. You are, aren't you.
no



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Old 03-06-2009, 02:18 PM
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I am from the US and I call them BBQs.



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Old 03-07-2009, 12:13 AM
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We just don't call em 'cook outs'

An american term.
what the fuck is a cookout?


we have BBQ's, berbaque's, and beerbq's. but we sure as hell don't have any cookouts.
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Old 03-07-2009, 12:28 AM
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cooking outside.... cook out


what the fuck


maybe it's a new england thing
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Old 03-07-2009, 12:34 AM
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i get it.

i know what it is/means.

but we dont have them.
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Old 03-07-2009, 01:54 AM
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Default Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.

What? I love cuddling. It always leads to good things.

You got a cuddleholic on your hands though.



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Old 03-07-2009, 02:44 AM
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Default Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.

no, cook out is a thing outside of new england. I don't really know why it's so offensive to people in here.

it's a bbq, durr. sometimes people I know say "we're going to grill out", or "we're going to cook out". but normally the actual "event" is referred to as a "barbeque".


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Old 03-07-2009, 02:50 AM
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hey turd, quit moonwalking on your carpet with those air jordans on and laying next to your inflate a mate.

Can't blame em' for wanting to cuddle after that.



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Old 03-07-2009, 02:53 AM
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we're gonna have a cook-out
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:17 AM
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:46 AM
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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:02 AM
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What? I love cuddling. It always leads to good things.

You got a cuddleholic on your hands though.
not always the case.

i know this one skank who specifically calls guys, leads them on, just so she can cuddle and it makes her feel better.

then she leaves and the guy gets nothing but blue balls.

that shit pisses me off. dont lead a guy on, get his dick hard, and than bounce.

and chicks wonder why guys act like assholes to them sometimes.
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.

I've never had that problem.

On second thought, this girl sounds really selfish. What about your wants?

Your needs?



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Old 03-09-2009, 09:59 PM
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I've never had that problem.

On second thought, this girl sounds really selfish. What about your wants?

Your needs?
eggsactly. now you see it my way. she is an only child though, and very selfish with other things so that does make sense.


i will have no problem cuddling with my future wife or girlfriends i have had/will have.


but im talking about a girl who leads a guy on making him think hes going to get something. honestly a chick like that is flirting a fine line. if she gets the wrong guy in the wrong situation she is looking to get raped. as disgusting as i really think that is, not all men are of the moral quality of me.
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:04 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:07 PM
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a lot of what i say is for jokes. but in reality i have the utmost moral fiber sown into the fabric of my being.
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Old 03-11-2009, 09:39 AM
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but im talking about a girl who leads a guy on making him think hes going to get something. honestly a chick like that is flirting a fine line. if she gets the wrong guy in the wrong situation she is looking to get raped.
And I say the tease would have had it coming!
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