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Old 12-20-2006, 03:45 AM
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yeah, them



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Old 12-20-2006, 09:50 AM
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they make awesome slippers, awesomeawesomeawesome

we call them "holey soles" up here



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Old 12-20-2006, 11:19 AM
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*sigh*



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Old 12-20-2006, 11:38 AM
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^^^^Bit young. Improvident Lackwit.

Anyway, my 'crushes' are always mad trashy, but what can one do:




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Old 12-20-2006, 11:59 AM
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^^^^Bit young. Improvident Lackwit.
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Old 12-23-2006, 03:13 PM
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Old 12-25-2006, 02:49 AM
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^ Probably my fav pic!

I've met her before at a 10 day seminar! She's gorgeous and a real stunner!
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Old 12-25-2006, 02:50 AM
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Juz some more, can't get enough of her!





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Old 12-25-2006, 02:53 AM
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:32 AM
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wow i've uh never seen this thread before! o_O



he's mine, mmmkay?

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Old 01-02-2007, 11:41 AM
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also my favorite fake psychic detective of course!

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Old 01-02-2007, 12:28 PM
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they got the steely dan t-shirt...

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Old 01-02-2007, 05:47 PM
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:50 PM
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only if you're scared of asses!
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:57 PM
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:11 PM
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Who is Uffie?
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:49 PM
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yeah, i'm not sure if i really understand what is going on there
it doesn't look 100% right.



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Old 01-02-2007, 10:34 PM
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it seems like every guy wants her. i haven't decided if i like her or not.
i don't.



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Old 01-03-2007, 12:06 AM
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it seems like every guy wants her. i haven't decided if i like her or not.
she looks like she's 10.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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Old 01-03-2007, 03:25 AM
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You have the worst taste in everything.
Shut the fuck up, how can you not like an ass that goes both ways?



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Old 01-03-2007, 05:22 AM
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don't ask me what it is... but i could just marry this girl.



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Old 01-03-2007, 05:27 AM
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lol...so you still have this email. Nice!!!



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Old 01-03-2007, 05:31 AM
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It was on fark.com during the Soccer Championships.



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Old 01-03-2007, 01:45 PM
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Oh, dudes, come on. Uffie is an internet phenomenon. She's on Ed Banger records (Edit!) and she had a semi hit single. Listen to the first 2 songs. Anyway, she's banging Feadz and she's in her 20's. Cosmo knows this.



Another Kristin Bell picture.






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Old 01-03-2007, 01:51 PM
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She's on Ed Banger records (Ed is half of DAFT PUNK)
When did Daft Punk stop being Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo?



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 01-03-2007, 02:09 PM
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When did Daft Punk stop being Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo?
Damn typo. I thought Guy-Manuel was involved with the label? Maybe I am mistaken. I will Google-eth.



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Old 01-03-2007, 02:50 PM
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Who is Uffie?
she's an american 18 year old trying to sound european

how funny.
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:36 PM
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That may just be the most annoying thing I've ever heard.



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Old 01-03-2007, 03:45 PM
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I heard her described as Rubenesque:




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