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Old 12-04-2006, 07:15 AM
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They're fun to look at when tripping.
how can you tell when they've been thrown in the front seat??



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:16 AM
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After your stint with her.

yeah right


she doesn't even have an ass
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Old 12-04-2006, 07:16 AM
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TURD HAS A NEW BOARD GIRLFRIEND



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:17 AM
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how can you tell when they've been thrown in the front seat??
Good point, I wouldn't know.

Turd, you're right. I forgot that it was you getting fucked in the ass by her. Sorry, the two of your seem interchangeable.



i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 12-04-2006, 07:18 AM
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my ass is only for zorra
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Old 12-04-2006, 07:18 AM
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Avril makes my pussy ache and cream!
yo i was born horny n pathetic. that first pic looked like a beat up drag queen but id smash this till the shirt started burpin

i kno i kno yeah you too



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:19 AM
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my ass is only for zorra
DON'T BREAK HER HEART. JESUS.



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:20 AM
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i wonder is she looks grainy, fuzzy and out of focus in real life. that'd be kinda cool.
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Old 12-04-2006, 07:20 AM
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The first photo I posted was a month or two after my kidney was removed due to ignoring some weird ass shit. I lost a lot of weight and definitely was not looking my best, if I ever do look good in the first place. That was probably the first photo since the surgery. Kind of scary to think how close to death I was.



i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 12-04-2006, 07:21 AM
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you're stealing my life story.



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:21 AM
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The first photo I posted was a month or two after my kidney was removed due to ignoring some weird ass shit. I lost a lot of weight and definitely was not looking my best, if I ever do look good in the first place. That was probably the first photo since the surgery. Kind of scary to think how close to death I was.
yo i can give you a shot



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:22 AM
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Can you splooge a kidney back into me?



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:23 AM
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Can you splooge a kidney back into me?
baby i can drink your bathwater an piss it back into the washbasin



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Old 12-04-2006, 07:24 AM
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you're stealing my life story.

Did you, as well, have a kidney removed?



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Old 12-04-2006, 01:52 PM
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my favorite family member turned 4 last weekend



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Old 12-04-2006, 02:24 PM
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oh, my goodness, that is just too cute!
such massive golf-ball eyes! (hey, that's a good thing. my dad's petname for my mum in their courtship love letters was 'golf ball eyes'. before they got divorced. haha. erm..) beautiful! what a heartbreaker she's gonna be.



she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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Old 12-04-2006, 02:44 PM
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am i the only one that thought at first the red water bottle was her arm and she had just been in a horrible accident?



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Old 12-04-2006, 02:54 PM
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am i the only one that thought at first the red water bottle was her arm and she had just been in a horrible accident?
no
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:03 PM
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Who is this person anyway?

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Old 12-04-2006, 03:08 PM
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am i the only one that thought at first the red water bottle was her arm and she had just been in a horrible accident?
'Due to my excessive lifestyle I have been in a horrible accident. I have now been given a second chance at life by some of the worlds top scientists and bio-mechanics. It is now my prime directive to providing sustenance to ravers and drug abusers. Don't make the same mistake I made; always carry a weterbottle at the club.'



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Old 12-04-2006, 03:10 PM
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can i really say that a young child looks cute in a picture without sounding like a paedo?



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Old 12-04-2006, 03:18 PM
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can i really say that a young child looks cute in a picture without sounding like a paedo?
Saying she looks cute is ok, because she does look cute.
Saying she looks hot, thát would be disturbing.
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:03 PM
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can i really say that a young child looks cute in a picture without sounding like a paedo?
no...atleast not until you shave...



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Old 12-04-2006, 04:33 PM
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eyes



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Old 12-04-2006, 08:30 PM
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she's such a cutie!



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Old 12-04-2006, 09:54 PM
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anyone can say she's cute. it doesnt make yous pedophiles. she is adorable. i <3 her millions.



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Old 12-04-2006, 10:53 PM
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my favorite family member turned 4 last weekend
Nice whiskers!
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:33 PM
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no, you cannot have a smile




look! zorra is so badass and moody!

Are the bangs normally like that?



i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 12-04-2006, 11:35 PM
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wow. going back PAGES to lay out a diss. class.



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Old 12-04-2006, 11:38 PM
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It wasn't a diss at all. I was just curious since I read that MV Member thread or whatever and didn't know what you looked like.

I don't see why you think lowly of yourself.



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