What's for TEA?

[na§tee]

sarah and i had BURGERS t'other day. i must say, i'm a good burger maker, as i pretty much rule all that is placed between two slices of bread, d'yeh hear that freeb, d'yeh here that?

unfortunately, i had to use some frozen ones from good ole tesco, but they were quarterpounders, at least, and fucking delicious!



et voila! serve on toasted wholemeal bun (lolz, bun is 'artistically' half off because, well, i couldn't find no large burger buns anywhere and the burger was like 40% larger than the roll!) with mayonnaise (of course), grilled cheese, non grilled cheese, onion (perhaps not as thickly sliced as i tried em, ha!) and chilli and tomato relish. gherkins, too, if you have them, but the lesbian forgot em! also a bit of coleslaw and cherry tomatoes, feta and olives on the side.

[Pres Zount]

There is more on the side than there is in the bun! Still, it looks tasty. I miss burgers.


No feta and coleslaw though. yerk.

[Freebasser]

Olives are devil eggs.

No, not devilled eggs.

Devil eggs.

[na§tee]

i have bought my bacon and my bread and i'm ready for a fucking freebasser bacon sandwich hoe-down tonight. i am going to make you cry. watch this space.

[na§tee]

this is how you make a bacon sandwich.

first, take your (UNSMOKED) bacon and trim it of most of the fat:


grill it to your taste. me, i like sort of crispy.
place it on fucking TOASTED pieces of multigrain bread. on one piece, spread mayonnaise. on the other, spread some legendary brooooon sauce. put salad leaves on the mayonnaise side, and put the bacon on top. do try not to get so engrossed in conversation that you forget about the bacon:


add sliced tomatoes, put brown sauce slice of bread on top, slice:


pose with it in various photo opportunities:


i win. you lose.

if it was the morning i would have skipped all this salad junk and gone right in with a fried egg. but it's not, so there.

[QueenAdrock]

Originally Posted by Pres Zount

Hey! What's with all the wallaby meat hating? It's perfectly normal, it's just like eating rabbit or rat meat.

YOU'RE EATING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S CHILDHOOD PET! OR HIS IMMEDIATE RELATIVES!

PS Nastee pls send me a sammich, that shit looks good.

[TAL]

She likes mayo THAT much.

[hitmonlee]

Originally Posted by na§tee

here is the finished product. oh, it looks bad, doesn't it?! it wasn't very nice. i had one slice and then just peeled the chicken and cheese offa the rest. woops.

nah looks good compared to the frozen pizzas we get over here

[Bob]

Originally Posted by hitmonlee

nah looks good compared to the frozen pizzas we get over here

yeah that really does look pretty damn good actually

maybe it's because i buy the cheap stuff, but the frozen pizzas i get suck balls. it's like cardboard with a little cheese and bizarre toppings on it

that thing looks delicious. like food, if i didn't know better

[TurdBerglar]

now that's a fucking meal

[TurdBerglar]

dude

if you barf and it looks exactly the same that's telling you to fucking chew

[hitmonlee]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

dude

if you barf and it looks exactly the same that's telling you to fucking chew

this is true, although i still haven't learnt. spaghetti comes out fairly whole, but the real surprise was hot chips coming out still perfectly formed 3 hours later! only pink! (due to pink alcohol)

[na§tee]

jesus, joel, that is a monster portion of spaghetti!

[Pres Zount]

So did you eat it?


I need to beat that now.

[Pres Zount]

Whitey.

[Lyman Zerga]

now zount needs to leave less food on his desk

[Otis Driftwood]

Haha, I'd love to get one of those.
Ingredients: water, beans, dehydrated potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, dehydtrated onions, bacon, turnips, salt, butter, modified food starch, tomato paste, dehydrated peppers, m.s.g., monosodium glutamate, flavorings, sugar, smoke flavoring, spices.
Anyway the MAD-style hobo pic is the shiznit!

[hitmonlee]

TACOS

chicken with chili seasoning, tomato and onion


salad: lettuce, cucumber, spring onion, cheese, carrot, guacamole


the taco

[cosmo105]

coconut curry stir-fry

fresh veggies + tofu

sauteing

served on a bed of quinoa (made in the rice cooker in the background)


nummers

[cosmo105]

grill pans FTW

[Pres Zount]

That tofu looks nicely done. I actually really like tofu. Yeah.

[milleson]

[na§tee]

spaghetti with olives, over-cooked cherry tomatoes, feta and hella garlic. EASY PEASY.

[TAL]

Salmon and stuff.

[Lyman Zerga]

Originally Posted by na§tee

spaghetti with olives, over-cooked cherry tomatoes, feta and hella garlic. EASY PEASY.

feed me!

[ggirlballa]

+

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it would have been better if i had rice or at least a side but i forgot to pick some up at the market so all u get is chicken

[TurdBerglar]

do you know that honey is either bee shit or bee vomit?

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

do you know that honey is either bee shit or bee vomit?

yum!

[ggirlballa]

haha i was about to post that^

[na§tee]

chickpea pilaf ftw.