I'm going to murder my neighbors, I mean it this time

[Dorothy Wood]

I have to wake up in 5 god damn hours to start my new job and they are up there stomping around like elephants and listening to terrible music.

I'm going to tie them to uncomfortable over-turned chairs and periodically stomp by their ears. drop pots and pans and blast john mayer (I'll be wearing sound-proof headphones) for hours while punching them repeatedly in their faces. and pinching! hard pinching! and then they die from it. ha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHA~!!1