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Old 02-17-2011, 04:32 PM
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Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?

Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate.

20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact.



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Old 02-17-2011, 04:37 PM
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Does not compute.
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Old 02-17-2011, 05:28 PM
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even though it's the best plate of nachos ever they're still nachos....
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Old 02-17-2011, 05:44 PM
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I'd give one to Betty White for some great nachos + a great bloody mary, surewhynot

Something tells me Nic Cage wouldnt let you off so easy, probably want you to eat them off his dick or someshit
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Old 02-17-2011, 06:28 PM
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what? no
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:22 PM
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I'm eating nachos right now!

he said he'd never tell.



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Old 02-18-2011, 11:11 AM
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what's an HJ? if it was Raising Arizona era Nicholas Cage i'd do pretty much what he wanted-no nachos required. oh, just re-read full post. present day...no...whatever it is

and oh again--it's a hand job right? still no, i don't even like nachos
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:10 PM
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No, but I would definitely have the best time watching Echewta do it.



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Old 02-18-2011, 02:58 PM
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Bruce Willis, yeah. And I don't even like nachos.



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Old 02-18-2011, 10:58 PM
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Only if Con-Air is also playing in the background



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Old 02-18-2011, 11:34 PM
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I'd hoop a hot pepper up his bum hole



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Old 02-19-2011, 08:46 PM
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ugh.

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Old 02-24-2011, 09:20 AM
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eww!
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Old 02-25-2011, 04:09 PM
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Can I film it and extort it for money? Or at least decent food?



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Old 02-25-2011, 07:58 PM
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the full eye contact thing is what makes this a 'no' for me...






although i voted "only with echewta"
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Old 02-25-2011, 08:13 PM
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for me it was the part where i jerked off a guy for some nachos
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Old 02-26-2011, 07:20 AM
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Would I want some nachos that bad? No. Not even as bad as Nick wants his chocolate cake.



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Old 03-21-2011, 01:20 AM
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i jerked off a guy for some nachos
So I guess you answered "yes" then, eh?

What would you do for some chalupas?



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Old 04-06-2011, 09:42 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/XnDgK.jpg



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Old 04-07-2011, 01:20 AM
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who the fuck makes those things!



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Old 04-07-2011, 04:54 AM
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Lots of Mexican restaurants make nachos. Some of the best nachos I've had were at Lupe Tortilla's and Herbert's Taco Hut in San Marcos.



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Old 04-07-2011, 12:58 PM
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Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?

Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate.

20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact.
What's your fastest time for completing a HJ? From flaccid to ejaculation.



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Old 04-08-2011, 07:30 AM
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What's your fastest time for completing a HJ? From flaccid to ejaculation.
Really?

You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it.



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I eat tacos like it's my job.

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Old 04-08-2011, 11:43 AM
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Back for the first time in forever and this is my re-insertion thread? Ouch!

Only if the nachos are made with head cheese.



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Old 04-12-2011, 10:59 AM
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Really?

You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it.


Joke?



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Old 04-19-2011, 12:11 PM
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i think its funny how the media has it that he was so drunk he didnt know where he lives. i think he was vacationing somewhere and thought he was renting one place and his girl said it was the place next door.

he's a mean drunk.. i liked adaptation
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:24 PM
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Best.

Poll.

Ever.


And no. I would not.

I wouldn't want Mister Cage's man-funk all over my fingers. And nachos make the poop hole burn.
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:44 PM
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I hate Nick Cage, and Howie Mandel for that matter; I wish their D's ill.

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Old 04-26-2011, 10:44 PM
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Joke?

I thought I was...
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Also, HJs are a nice alternative sometimes and it definitely is different from a guy doing it for himself. HJs



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No one really leaves - it's like the Hotel California.
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I eat tacos like it's my job.

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Old 04-27-2011, 12:13 AM
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Nachos and hjs are appetizers. Nicholas cage is at best a wet kiss and a meal replacement shake.



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