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Old 04-14-2011, 09:30 PM
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You are an adult. Single. Go for it. Friendship will last if its meant to. Have some fun, you need it.



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Old 04-15-2011, 12:58 AM
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yeah do it. if it gets dramatic that just makes life more interesting.



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Old 04-15-2011, 01:38 AM
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yeah do it. if it gets dramatic that just makes life more interesting.
And the board
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Old 04-15-2011, 07:29 AM
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Pray to God...if you're going to do the p in the v, rub one out for him first so the p is in the v for longer than 45 seconds. If there's that much sexual tension, things will blow quickly.



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Old 04-15-2011, 10:51 AM
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I don't do hjs!



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Old 04-15-2011, 10:54 AM
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why not?
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:15 AM
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why not?
Yeah, why not? Even my old lady will shine the ol' bayonet* every once in a while.

*it's not really the size of a bayonet...more like a crayola crayon.



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Old 04-15-2011, 11:31 AM
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I think they're silly and pointless. I'll give one if requested, but that has never happend. No one I've ever dated / slept with has been into them. If I'm going downtown, it's going to be with my mouth.

Why bother doing something to a guy that he can just as easily do to himself?



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Old 04-15-2011, 11:45 AM
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I like HJs, it's different when someone else is doing it for you. Mouth is better tho.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:52 AM
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Popcorn bucket.



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Old 04-15-2011, 12:15 PM
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I always thought Belt Parkway was a woman.


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Old 04-15-2011, 12:47 PM
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I always thought Belt Parkway was a woman.
hahaha...nope.



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Old 04-15-2011, 12:50 PM
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I like HJs, it's different when someone else is doing it for you. Mouth is better tho.
Yep, the orgasm is much more intense.



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Old 04-15-2011, 02:22 PM
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:12 PM
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Want to go see a movie?



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Old 04-15-2011, 04:27 PM
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I wanna know how did go. If it already went.



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Old 04-17-2011, 05:35 PM
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We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.



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Old 04-17-2011, 08:28 PM
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We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 04-20-2011, 09:52 AM
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We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
Performance anxiety? Excessive gas after the bean burritos?



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Old 04-20-2011, 11:41 PM
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We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
Catching feelings, no. Catching crabs, maybe.



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Old 04-21-2011, 02:23 AM
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I'll be up front here: I haven't really read any of this thread, but when pics and videos are posted could somebody please let me know. Thanks.



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Old 04-21-2011, 04:11 PM
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Performance anxiety? Excessive gas after the bean burritos?
A little bit of both, actually. No joke.

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Catching feelings, no. Catching crabs, maybe.
YES YOU ARE CORRECT I AM PROMISCUOUS AND DISEASED.



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Old 04-21-2011, 05:26 PM
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A little bit of both, actually. No joke.



YES YOU ARE CORRECT I AM PROMISCUOUS AND DISEASED.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:08 AM
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Fartin' Lara.



Fried cheese....with club sauce.
Popcorn shrimp.....with CLUB sauce.
Chicken fingers.......with spicy CLUB SAUCE.

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Old 04-22-2011, 12:32 PM
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Nuh uh, not me! He was the gassy one!



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Old 04-22-2011, 12:55 PM
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...and you played him like a tuba.



Fried cheese....with club sauce.
Popcorn shrimp.....with CLUB sauce.
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:48 PM
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I know I'm late but I will say that I regret my past transgressions with friends. Not that the friendships didn't survive - they did, for the most part, only one or two either got weird about it or took it too seriously and went crazy pants on me - but it eventually came out when being honest about my history with my bf. We both revealed the things we had done with friends, who are still in our lives, and it became kind of an awkward shitty mess at first. We both got over it a looooong time ago, but it took a while. Both of us experienced that it was really uncomfortable shaking their hand for the first time or whatever, thinking YOU HAVE SEEN HIM NAKERS OMG. That's the only thing I really regret about it. I know not everyone is as transparent about their history with partners, but my guy and I chose to be upfront about it and agreed that we both wished we had chosen other bang buddies.



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Old 04-26-2011, 01:50 PM
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Also, HJs are a nice alternative sometimes and it definitely is different from a guy doing it for himself. HJs



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Old 04-26-2011, 01:56 PM
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What if you take the skin boat to tuna town with a girl who isn't really a good friend while listening to "Thank you for being a friend?" The theme from the Golden Girls? Same thing? Still count? What about a HJ while watching an episode of "Friends?"



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