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Old 04-11-2008, 08:46 PM
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They march to their own drum. Just try to do a GIS of Carnival Fire and look for the results
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:48 AM
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I like the fact that they've been pointed out as dangerous!



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Old 04-14-2008, 09:28 AM
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I found that hilarious link here to another "Genius Thread".

These are my favourites...







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Old 04-14-2008, 09:29 AM
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... and these...







and this one...



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Old 04-14-2008, 09:51 AM
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that last one is making me dizzy
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:06 AM
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this one got a lol
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:19 AM
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:02 AM
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is that the space needle in the background?
or perhaps some poor farmer getting sucked up by a flying saucer.



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Old 04-15-2008, 11:15 AM
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Woah. Though it doesn't surprise me that something like that would be posted in my fair city. *sigh*



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Old 04-15-2008, 08:23 PM
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Images of moshgirl dances through my head.



If your world was all black and if your world was all white
Then you wouldn't get much color out of life now right

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Old 04-16-2008, 12:14 AM
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hahaha horse/human toddler?
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:55 AM
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Old 04-16-2008, 01:09 PM
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Old 04-16-2008, 02:34 PM
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I don't know whether to laugh, cry or throw up.



Did you come on your chopper?

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Old 04-16-2008, 03:06 PM
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haha



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Old 04-16-2008, 03:47 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the cast of the Punch-Out!! movie.












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Old 04-16-2008, 03:49 PM
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:06 AM
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INGREDIENTS
Ready Made Crumble Mix
1 German Prune (well passed its sell by date)
4 French Lemons
3 African Melons
1 Spanish Plumb
2 Brazilian Nuts
2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (please note! These fruits are seriously over rated!)
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS
It is recommended that you adhere to the recipe but as it is an 'Arsenal Crumble' some cheating is expected
For a good 'Arsenal' crumble topping the ingredient need to be well beaten before cooking (5-1 should do it!)
Add all the fruits together in a hot cauldron (Anfield is perfect)and make sure they stew for 90 minutes You will know that they are properly stewed as they will completely break down and lose all of their structure.
Add a generous splash of 'Chateau Wenger' whine to add to the sour taste.
Once this has been done cover with the crumble mix and place into a very hot oven (Old Trafford) for a further 90 minutes.
The 'Arsenal Crumble' is now complete!!!
Arsenal supporters may find this dish very bitter to swallow!!
If so they can help themselves to a large slice of humble pie which we made earlier!!!



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Old 04-17-2008, 10:23 PM
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You haven't lived until you've been pounded up against a flaming trash can.

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Old 04-17-2008, 10:47 PM
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celebrities as midwesterners

Britney Spears


Ashley Simpson



Cameron Diaz



Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones




The Beckhams




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Gwen Steffani



Hillary Duff



Jennifer Aniston



Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony




Johnny Depp




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Old 04-17-2008, 10:49 PM
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John Travolta



Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen



Pamela Anderson



Paris Hilton




Sarah Jessica Parker




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Sharon Stone



Tara Reid



Tom Cruise




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Old 04-18-2008, 01:00 AM
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I feel sorry for the bodies.
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Old 04-18-2008, 05:29 AM
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total genius



barry dawson is...
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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 04-18-2008, 07:19 AM
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How can the movie have both Dream and Tyson? Some kinda promotional stunt?



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Old 04-18-2008, 10:20 AM
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Sarah Jessica Parker

Which one is SJP?
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:54 AM
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hahaha yeah SJP is fucking fugly. Why anyone would find her hot is beyond me.

I think she just added her middle name to make her sound important.

Sarah Parker sounds plain as fuck.

Did I mention she's gross



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the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 04-18-2008, 12:12 PM
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You should've seen her in L.A. Story. Her body fucking rocks.

But, yeah -- now that I've seen a bit of Sex and the City, I can't stand her anymore.



Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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