Genius Thread II - Page 96

Tompz · #**2851** 02-18-2007, 09:29 AM

im the one to the left

Freebasser · #**2852** 02-18-2007, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackrock

So the bloke gets raped by a midget woman and then becomes pregnant?

Randetica · #**2853** 02-18-2007, 10:02 AM

looks like the guy ate that midget and later shits it out and thats why he had a boner umm SHUT UP!

tracky · #**2854** 02-19-2007, 12:38 AM

I just need to post these so that the bots will visit my frisky dingo site so I can start making some money again

kleptomaniac · #**2855** 02-19-2007, 12:48 AM

i wonder if anyone has posted this before. whatever, still makes me laugh.

ggirlballa · #**2856** 02-19-2007, 12:51 AM

whoa! flashback when al gore had black hair & less lard!

na§tee · #**2857** 02-19-2007, 09:42 AM

Freebasser · #**2858** 02-19-2007, 09:51 AM

Freebasser · #**2859** 02-19-2007, 10:36 AM

Haha, Rusty Shedd.

TurdBerglar · #**2860** 02-19-2007, 11:16 AM

walrusses are fucking scary

Freebasser · #**2861** 02-19-2007, 12:14 PM

I'm on teh Phonez, prankin ur m8s.

zorra_chiflada · #**2862** 02-19-2007, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee

i love it! i love how happy he is with his bucket!

NoLayupRule · #**2863** 02-19-2007, 07:43 PM

for god's sake!

give him back his bucket!!!!!!

NoLayupRule · #**2864** 02-20-2007, 11:08 AM

LOL
"crying, crying, masturbating, crying"

abcdefz · #**2865** 02-20-2007, 11:56 AM

The Onion's always a good source.

Otis Driftwood · #**2866** 02-21-2007, 04:35 AM

icy manipulator · #**2867** 02-21-2007, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otis Driftwood

i fucking hate vegemite and i fucking hate guiness. but maybe 2 wrongs make a right in this case

Freebasser · #**2868** 02-21-2007, 07:41 AM

I'm constantly correcting people about how to spell Guinness but this takes the cake. For crying out loud, it's written on the bottle! Two Ns!

P.S. Guinness =

Marmite =

end product =

na§tee · #**2869** 02-21-2007, 07:56 AM

oh, i'd totally be up for some guinness marmite! that would be delicious. i love marmite. love it. and you call yourself british?

Otis Driftwood · #**2870** 02-21-2007, 08:04 AM

I wish I could try some, but it'll be hard enough for you UK folks to get some:

"In time for St. Patrick's Day, Guinness yeast extract will be used to make a special spread, limited to 300,000 jars. It's available today 19 February 2007 for around £2.49 from supermarkets in the UK. "

Sounds like a serious collectors item. As this stuff NEVER ages it could be auctioned for 2.3 gazillion in a hundred years...

na§tee · #**2871** 02-21-2007, 08:18 AM

a jar has been sold for £21 on ebay already. £21!

i am absolutely going to get a jar, i swear on it. it must be mine. and then i am going to post the best 'marmite on toast' what's for tea entry of all time!

z, i'm glad you liked the big walrus-y bull seal thingy and his bucket, meehehe

i actually can't look at it anymore (i have to scroll down really fast) because my face will turn red with laughter at work. actually, i received it via someone at work so i could just pretend i'm checking my old emails.. uh.. all the time. heh.

NoLayupRule · #**2872** 02-21-2007, 12:27 PM

marmite is made out of marmet extract. thats why it tastes like shit

bigblu89 · #**2873** 02-21-2007, 04:47 PM

Mor of a moving picture, but you get the point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCDimUAxnCM&NR

b-grrrlie · #**2874** 02-21-2007, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otis Driftwood

I wish I could try some, but it'll be hard enough for you UK folks to get some:

"In time for St. Patrick's Day, Guinness yeast extract will be used to make a special spread, limited to 300,000 jars. It's available today 19 February 2007 for around £2.49 from supermarkets in the UK. "

Sounds like a serious collectors item. As this stuff NEVER ages it could be auctioned for 2.3 gazillion in a hundred years...

I wonder if it's available in Dublin as well? (off to Dublin on Sunnday...)