The Family Album

[icy manipulator]

just follow the "how to post images" thread and you should be fine

[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by b i o n i c

m'eyeyeyeyeysuheyahayadoin

Do you shape your eyebrows?

[b i o n i c]

god i love you

[Nuzzolese]

What, it's not you? Was I supposed to know that?

[b i o n i c]

no its me, i just love you though

[beastiegirrl101]

thats a wax job if I ever saw one.

[b i o n i c]

i gave in to female peer pressure. eh whadddayagonnado

[beastiegirrl101]

I think it's great, men should clean up the stragglers...there should be two brows, not one.

[icy manipulator]

yeah, there's not enough metro's in this world already

[synch]

My eyebrows were separated at birth.

[icy manipulator]

true, a rare case in the italian male species

[Nuzzolese]

I saw a news special a few days ago about companies advertising to the manly men in the market, or male shopper. They claim it's not metro, these are guys who watch sports and drink beer and wear designer clothes and get facials. This confused me because I thought that was metro. I didn't know beer and sports made you manly. When I think of "manly" men, I think of guys who build their own houses and hunt animals and work construction jobs and shop at Farming Supply stores, and would not be the target market for an expensive ad campagin unless the product was a pickup truck.

[icy manipulator]

it's a strange world we live in.....

[synch]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

true, a rare case in the italian male species

Do NOT get me started about body hair.

Please.

[icy manipulator]

dont worry, you're not the only hairy man beast on this board

[mickill]

I was going to say that it looks like you tweez, too. But I didn't want it to seem like I'd studied your photo that hard. Because I didn't. I just noticed right away. But I was also going to mention that you have nearly invisible pores.

[mickill]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

dont worry, you're not the only hairy man beast on this board

Whoa. Easy there. I'm sure kll is a very charming gal in real life.

[beastiegirrl101]

why do we keep getting pieces of your face?

[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by mickill

I was going to say that it looks like you tweez, too. But I didn't want it to seem like I'd studied your photo that hard. Because I didn't. I just noticed right away. But I was also going to mention that you have nearly invisible pores.

It's pretty obvious, it's a zoom of his eyes, you wouldn't have to study it. And yes, his skin is flawless, it could do Maybelline print work.

[mickill]

If you put this picture together with that one of his mouth, you can see what he looks like, basically.

[mickill]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

It's pretty obvious, it's a zoom of his eyes, you wouldn't have to study it. And yes, his skin is flawless, it could do Maybelline print work.

His skin is radiant.

[synch]

Originally Posted by mickill

If you put this picture together with that one of his mouth, you can see what he looks like, basically.

In a picasso kind of way.

And yes, I too had noticed the far-too-tidy eyebrows.

Sue me.

[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by mickill

His skin is radiant.

It's luminous.

[icy manipulator]

pretty boy douche

[mickill]

Originally Posted by synch

And yes, I too had noticed the far-too-tidy eyebrows.

Sue me.

Yeah, but you're gay.

[b i o n i c]

its all tweeze and it gets done everytime i get a haircut, which is often because im a hairy fucker and i only look human for after a haircut.

and you guys are goosestepping around it. after i leave the bathhouse every saturday morning, i power-walk to pick up some mochachailattevertesoyacinnajava and get my toenails done before i get the eyebrows done.


im relaly surpised at you guys

[synch]

You are so homosexual that you used a stunt double for that picture.


edit: this was aimed at mickil, although it would be funnier if it was aimed at bionic.

[icy manipulator]

he stands no chance against the crab people

[b i o n i c]

im this close to sic'ing my poodle on you

[mickill]

So, when you're at the salon, do they tweeze your face before or after you hair gets did? During? After applying your highlight mixture?