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Old 07-21-2006, 08:29 PM
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Red face I have a crush.

It's been a while since I've had a celebrity crush. I just saw The Lady in the Water. Pretty lame, but M. Night Shamalamadingdong is precious.



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:31 PM
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so, the movie sucked?



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:32 PM
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so, the movie sucked?
Eh. It was alright. I guess if you're into modern day folklore/fantasy type shit, you'd probably dig it. But I'm not. So there ya go.



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:34 PM
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You people better post celebrity crushes so I don't feel like such a dork.

But please, if you have a crush on Dane Cook, take your bidness elsewhere.



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Old 07-21-2006, 09:21 PM
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:30 PM
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people tell me i look like the guy from the notebook...so now only if i could get the girl from the notebook




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Old 07-21-2006, 11:45 PM
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who was that woman on chapelle's show when the japanese pixie fell into her cleavage?
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:22 AM
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people tell me i look like the guy from the notebook...so now only if i could get the girl from the notebook

I can see that.....and you will



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people tell me i look like the guy from the notebook...so now only if i could get the girl from the notebook

That 'GUY' is from my home town. Pretty much the only famous person ever from Cornwall mutherfucking Ontario.



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Old 07-22-2006, 11:44 AM
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Old 07-22-2006, 11:49 AM
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and since you already posted him I'll post someone else, ha.




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Old 07-22-2006, 12:50 PM
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no crush but i sure do love him
DS will second that
(except for the no crush part)



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Old 07-22-2006, 01:24 PM
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d cubed, did you see your crush on jon stewart the other day? he seems to be a pretty good sport -- i guess he hears his movies suck more often than he hears he's a genius.



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Old 07-23-2006, 12:22 PM
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no crush but i sure do love him
DS will second that
(except for the no crush part)
How'd you know I'd reply?



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Old 07-23-2006, 12:25 PM
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Because you're a slut for James Dean, ya homo.



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Old 07-24-2006, 03:27 PM
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It's been a while since I've had a celebrity crush. I just saw The Lady in the Water. Pretty lame, but M. Night Shamalamadingdong is precious.



omg
You might want to read The Man Who Heard Voices. I'm waiting for it to come to the library, but it's getting mean reviews and I love nasty behind the scenes of the movie business books. He let the author follow him around so that there would be a book that was sympathetic to his position, but the book makes him look like a total ass.
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Old 07-24-2006, 03:37 PM
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I think his face makes him look like a total ass.



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Old 07-24-2006, 03:41 PM
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I think his face makes him look like a total ass.


He seems charming on talk shows, but people are saying he was a fool to cooperate with this book. If this new movie makes a shitload of money, maybe it won't matter.

I love dishy movie business books, but we're apparently a limited fanbase. I got excited reading about this one. I loved a book it's being compared to.
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Old 07-24-2006, 03:49 PM
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i hate that guy. and his movies.

tara reid, however, is something special.



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Old 07-24-2006, 03:49 PM
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Thank you.

I'm not a fan of his movies really. I thought that Signs had potential until that ending. His appearance in the film was humorous, though.



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Old 07-24-2006, 03:55 PM
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the village was probably the worst movie made in the last 10 years, extra points going to it for him being a pretentious doucher

actually, lady in the water looks like the worst movie made in the last 10 years, so nevermind.



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Old 07-24-2006, 03:57 PM
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His movies blow. His personality probably does, too.

I'd still make out with him.

On another note...



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Old 07-26-2006, 11:31 PM
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she was so fucking hot in the fifth element...

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Old 07-27-2006, 01:53 AM
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soba has good taste. jenny, fiest = <3

rob huebel. comedian. schawiiiing!






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Old 07-27-2006, 09:14 AM
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soba has good taste. jenny, fiest = <3

rob huebel. comedian. schawiiiing!
thanks cos
i don't know who he is, but i like the cut of his jib.

and forgot one more.
the always lovely, Neko Case.



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Old 07-29-2006, 10:54 PM
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lee yeong-ae




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this is a fuckin horse cock in tiny mouth
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:12 PM
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I WANT THAT KITTY PAINTING.



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Old 08-03-2006, 05:04 AM
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This morning I've recieved an email by a friend...he has fun with graphic works and did this one for me....I think that I "crushed" more then ever!





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Old 08-03-2006, 05:16 AM
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Keanu? Whoa



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