The Family Album - Page 837

Matt · #**25081** 01-16-2009, 02:29 AM

Why is it that women can say things like, "My girlfriend and I are going to brunch" and no one assumes anything, but as soon as I say something like, "My boyfriend and I are gonna go shop for fannypacks", everyone thinks I'm a gay?

funk63 · #**25082** 01-16-2009, 06:24 AM

I dont think your gay I just kinda figured you had a thing for undercover pre-op trannies.

funk63 · #**25083** 01-16-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

yeah, if you're a dude gettin blown by a dude, you're totally straight.

reminds me of a joke. it goes like this (picture me as a man saying this):

so, I'm fucking this guy in the ass right? and he reaches around and grabs my balls and I'm like, "what are you, a faggot?"

buh dum chinggggggggggg

Well, alotta gay guys fuck girls right? And Lesbians fuck guys. That is, before they come out or whatever. When your options are limited, anyone has the capacity to have sex with someone of the same sex. Yes, you!(person reading this)
Just look at all those hardened criminals in prison that do it. Id like to see someone call one of them a faggot, ha!
Bottom line is sexuality isn't determined by what you do or even who you fuck, Your born with a specific sexual inclination. And from my experience straight guys tossin around faggot usually either arent very secure with themselves, or are just plain homophobic. So which is it?

Lex Diamonds · #**25084** 01-16-2009, 07:48 AM

If I'm gay then I'm hiding it pretty well so far. Never even had any urges or anything. And the whole loving pussy thing is a pretty good cover-up.

camo · #**25085** 01-16-2009, 07:56 AM

Originally you were to pop up behind the wall with a straight peaked cap spinning on your head but when I pasted your face into ImageReady it appeared at the bottom right of the screen so I just changed my idea a little bit.

Lex Diamonds · #**25086** 01-16-2009, 08:07 AM

You know what would be even cooler? If you didn't spend your free time making moving gifs of people you never met. That's my friendly advice but hey, you just do you.

camo · #**25087** 01-16-2009, 08:58 AM

It's just a bit of fun

ericlee · #**25088** 01-16-2009, 12:52 PM

Jesus fucking fuck.

Hey funk, copy and paste this anytime- 're.

Goddamn.

DandyFop · #**25089** 01-16-2009, 01:17 PM

I figured it better be on this page somewhere.

Padster gets pretty easily wound-up for someone who smokes a lot of weed

Freebasser · #**25090** 01-16-2009, 02:02 PM

LOL at the old photoshopped plane.

EDIT: Oh right, we're restarting the contest. Well I don't have Photoshop and or imageready, so boo

ToucanSpam · #**25091** 01-16-2009, 02:29 PM

You can't put a price on stuff like this.

Myu-to · #**25092** 01-16-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Padster

I'm just telling these homos to keep their shit on the D-low

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Originally Posted by The Padster

Lick my nuts baldy.

K-Pad, maybe you should have thrown in a...

NOHOMOZOW!!!

Dorothy Wood · #**25093** 01-16-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by funk63

Well, alotta gay guys fuck girls right? And Lesbians fuck guys. That is, before they come out or whatever. When your options are limited, anyone has the capacity to have sex with someone of the same sex. Yes, you!(person reading this)
Just look at all those hardened criminals in prison that do it. Id like to see someone call one of them a faggot, ha!
Bottom line is sexuality isn't determined by what you do or even who you fuck, Your born with a specific sexual inclination. And from my experience straight guys tossin around faggot usually either arent very secure with themselves, or are just plain homophobic. So which is it?

I'm not sure if you're addressing my joke or the homophobia stuff or what. my joke is making fun of homophobia...I think. and I guess it doesn't really translate, as some of the humor in me telling it is that I'm a girl and not a guy. maybe it doesn't work typed out.

as far as what's going on in here and a lot of places really, I don't think it's homophobia so much as ignorance. the whole "you're gay" used as an insult is in itself offensive, because it leads you to believe that being gay is wrong. and it isn't, but for some reason it's still a thing that will get a man riled up. and the more riled up they get, the more it seems as if they hate gay people. but I'm not so sure it indicates hate more than fear, actually.

it's like in high school when this one kid would call me a "jew" because he wanted to insult me, I wasn't really offended because I don't think being jewish is a bad thing. I was simply confused and said, "well, actually, I'm not jewish, but think whatever you want". no fear no hate no insult.

that being said, it is pretty unsettling to have a photo of you taken and edited to appear as if you are fellating someone. it happened to me years ago and it wasn't cool, I felt violated.

and now, a photo of me with a t-shirt and a scarf for gareth.

Knuckles · #**25094** 01-17-2009, 01:53 AM

TurdBerglar · #**25095** 01-17-2009, 02:05 AM

christ

ericlee · #**25096** 01-17-2009, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Knuckles

after this gif and the link terdb posted in the genius thread, I'll forget that I have a wife..

Planetary · #**25097** 01-17-2009, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Knuckles

i just saw this while i was eating my breakfast...

Lex Diamonds · #**25098** 01-17-2009, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DandyFop

Padster gets pretty easily wound-up for someone who smokes a lot of weed

Not really. These gimps are making pictures of me sucking people off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myu-to

K-Pad, maybe you should have thrown in a...

NOHOMOZOW!!!

Your faggoty little catchphrases aren't going to catch on, give it a rest you humourless fuck.

ericlee · #**25099** 01-17-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Padster

Not really. These gimps are making pictures of me sucking people off.

it's just corn, dumas.

Gareth · #**25100** 01-17-2009, 04:24 PM

ok ok!
i don't hate you anymore dorothy wood
that's acceptable scarf wearing

Bob · #**25101** 01-17-2009, 04:31 PM

a guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

mikizee · #**25102** 01-17-2009, 05:01 PM

then what

Bob · #**25103** 01-17-2009, 05:04 PM

he got pretty drunk

ericlee · #**25104** 01-17-2009, 05:10 PM

LOLL, paddy doesn't remember eating that corn..

ericlee · #**25105** 01-17-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob

a guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

the bartender says, "get the fuck outta here, bob. And yous too, parrot."

ToucanSpam · #**25106** 01-17-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ericlee

LOLL, paddy doesn't remember eating that corn..

LOL

I'm not even going to bother complaining about my mug being used again, it will just make things worse. I'm willing to be made fun of if it means making Padster cry on the internet again.