If I was famous

[funk63]

I'd sell my spermz. There has to be fans that would be willing to pay top dollar to get impregnated by their favorite celebrities. Why don't you hear about famous people doing this?

[Guy Incognito]

Originally Posted by funk63

I'd sell my spermz. There has to be fans that would be willing to pay top dollar to get impregnated by their favorite celebrities. Why don't you hear about famous people doing this?

because anybody famous enough that people would want their sperms doesnt need the money and any celebrities that would do it arent famous enough

[Videodrome]

because the broke ass impregnated peeps would want child support.

[The Notorious LOL]

Vincent Gallo has been the only celebrity arrogant enough to do this, I think.

[Dorothy Wood]

if I was famous, I'd sell my toenail clippings. but like, under a pseudonym on ebay...maybe pretend to be a maid or something. so people wouldn't think I was a creep.

then I would start a scholarship fund with the money I made. for kids who want to become podiatrists. then I would secretly laugh to myself about the whole thing. and people would be like, "what are you laughing about?" and I'd be all, "none of your fucking business, get me a burrito, bitch, I'm famous."

[monkey]

i once read vincent gallo's website where he sells his sexual services and his sperm to white women. it was kinda disturbing and im a little glad that no one else really does this (publicly).