a rap

[Lex Diamonds]

My balls hang heavy like I stay with the cannon
And all your girl friends wanna lay with the cannon
Get sprayed with the cannon fire away with the cannon
Get a firm grapple, MMA with the cannon
I aint afraid of lames playing games with the cannon
You're type Brett Lambert you look gay with the cannon

[Freebasser]

Originally Posted by Lex Diamonds

My balls hang heavy like I stay with the cannon
And all your girl friends wanna lay with the cannon
Get sprayed with the cannon fire away with the cannon
Get a firm grapple, MMA with the cannon
I aint afraid of lames playing games with the cannon
You're type Brett Lambert you look gay with the cannon

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[ericg]

it's high noon
flying high like a kite or a balloon
make you see the world
put you in tune...
yes, you'll swoon
bend a spoon
little gravity up on the moon

go look it up
bring your own cup
you don't fly high cuz you'r ejust a duck
that doesn't give a f
your only rhyme is luck
you all just suck
make me a pillow, away i pluck

ok so this is funny
my girls name is disco honey
she went to your house but you were out of money
bouncin that check like you're pplayboy bunny
gunnin around thinkin you're a gunny

so she took out the rubber hose,
spanked that ass then asked you to prose
but your nose started gettin long..shit, there it goes
no one there knew what the traffic knows

...

anyway, mornin all you suckaaaaaaaas

[Lex Diamonds]

I get hype
Forget mics
I wreck lifes
Just like I wreck the pipes of your sket wife
I just do it for the sport
She told me I could be her new daddy and maneuvered out the shorts
And that's just the life of an addict
You want it? I had it
Had datass bouncing like a rabbit
You know when a friend has been jerking off in your house

[ericg]

in your hand
it's just sand
cbd, only high on demand
grow it now
why have useless/ polluted land?

ish could be grand!
saving others and yourself? yes, we can
cuz we're all f... if we don't know that maaaaaan
jesus christ, yes i'm a fan
we don't need war to implement a peaceful plan

yes, we're in a jam
a big big scam
what do we do, oh shit that's really on cam?
erase the pathway
but it's on the news like spam
listen to a better band

a sound revolution for the man
create the music just like this.. and...
barbra streisand
look me up i'm from the guinn clan

a

a second thought for every notion?
do it now, we've got the potion
to move your body, put it in motion!
where do i go from here?
hm.... here it's spoken...
...

[ericg]

'i don't need friends who act like foes
i'm eric guinn the one who knows..
about things
better with prose
n we swing, better than those...
hear your heart beat, keep you on your toes
this is how they rock the shows..

[ericg]

moby sed agriculture creates more pollution than everything else combined
so stop eating animals
murder, it is a crime
have we lost our mind?
tell the time
lead the blind
do it in kind
and then you'll find
the damn thing rhymed
virgo, that's my sign
turning accordingly, in its prime
optimus
this is where i bust
another rap, in God we trust

fuck the slaughter house
better things to eat all about
devout
make a rhyme n then i'm out

time lapse
check the gaps
this just raps
got ish to say, just perhaps..
got them filed, all the facts
got your backs
just relax

shit's gettin hotter
just take a look at doppler
follow the trails with blotter
aka focker
not a shit talker
arrest a copper
bounce a bopper
bullshit stopper
win the lotter-y
intelligence spree
back and forth, just you and me
love electric company
...

more to come, i am the...
best? at your behest?
vip or just a guest
thanx for helping me on my quest
a bucket list before my death
...

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm the rap Carl Perkins
You're just a little Presley
So my raps smart, hurting when I bust a little medley
Just combust a spliff or twenty
Spread the mustard in the Bentley
Hanger steaks
Barolo
Hoes, a dozen should be plenty
Now I'm cruising through the city
While I'm shmoozing with politti
You know your boo's all on my dick she got some bruising on her titty
That's the way you catch your chicken creeping
You shoulda knew it was the penthouse where your bitch been sleeping
Hoe