What's this all about?

[gbsuey]

hello

I'm not sure this is the thread for me. Calm down everyone, leave Camo alone, don't try and start a bitchfest.

[Guy Incognito]

A couple had been married for 20 years. The husband had always insisted on switching the lights off when they had sex. The wife couldnt take this anymore, the next time they had sex, she flicked the lightswitch to see her husband holding a massive battery operated penis. "Why have you been doing this , all this time?" she yells.
The husband looks at her and says "I'll explain the sex toy when you explain the kids".

[gbsuey]

aha.....but she'd have heard it. Explain that, Jeremy Kyle.

It's fairly sad but it would appear we're the only ones posting anything tonight. Good job it's such high quality stuff.

[Guy Incognito]

kyle? thats low, sue. low.


i am going camping tomorrow for a week. it best not rain.

[camo]

I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre today. I knew it was him - he had is back to the fuchsias.

[MCAadROCKMiKEd7]

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito

kyle? thats low, sue. low.


i am going camping tomorrow for a week. it best not rain.

Im going camping labor day weekend at starved rock I hope its worth going

[gbsuey]

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito

kyle? thats low, sue. low.



i am going camping tomorrow for a week. it best not rain.

I'm sure it won't *looks at floor*. Have a good one.

[Guy Incognito]

we gotta get there yet, its going take ages. we are going for a few days and are going with the kids to longleat on saturday. lions and tigers and bears and shit. I'm out. have a good bank holiday