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chick from Mythbusters much?



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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 01-06-2008, 07:40 AM
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chick from Mythbusters much?
i thought the exact same thing



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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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I dont get it



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your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 01-06-2008, 08:00 AM
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it gives you a headache when you scroll up and down

genius!



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Old 01-07-2008, 04:22 AM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 01-07-2008, 12:50 PM
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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 01-07-2008, 01:16 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 01-08-2008, 05:20 PM
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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 01-08-2008, 06:27 PM
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those porn ones really ARE genius.



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Old 01-08-2008, 06:50 PM
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They sure are...



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Old 01-08-2008, 07:33 PM
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The spooge ones are a bit disgusting. Never understood that 'porn shot' in the face.



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Old 01-09-2008, 09:39 PM
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because it's all like... HEY THIS DUMB SLUT WANTS MY DICK SO MUCH SHE'LL LET ME JIZZ IN HER FACE!!!! WHAT A DUMB BITCH!!!! HI-5!!!
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:04 AM
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Robert Downey, Jr. auditions for The Supremes



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Old 01-10-2008, 10:03 PM
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:34 PM
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:56 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 01-17-2008, 06:39 AM
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awesome ^



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Old 01-17-2008, 12:21 PM
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Last two are really good



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Old 01-17-2008, 12:53 PM
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:57 PM
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:11 AM
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My first ever Hitler joke:

lol



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Old 01-18-2008, 09:47 AM
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^^ Hahaha.
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:27 AM
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http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/17/the...-come-home-to/



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Old 01-18-2008, 04:25 PM
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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:50 PM
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:55 PM
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:05 PM
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:46 PM
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ericlee is that Banksy?



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