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Old 04-07-2006, 12:45 PM
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For all of you in the good old US of A, have you done your taxes yet?

I'm trying to do mine and its uber complicated.

I sold some stocks last year and its asking me for the cost basis. How the fuck am I supposed to know how much my gramma paid for the stock or when she bought it? I was a baby!

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Old 04-07-2006, 12:49 PM
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I sent mine into the accountant on 2/27. I have yet to see what I'm getting back though.



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Old 04-07-2006, 01:12 PM
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If you have the date they were sold on I can get you the cost basis. I work for a broker.

PM me the symbol and the date they were sold. er bought...give me both if you have it



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Old 04-07-2006, 01:17 PM
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Seriously!?! Wow, you rule, dude!

I'll PM you, oh you just PMed me!



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F the IRS. (Im joking, Just in case they read this)
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:21 PM
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And for anyone else who's savvy about these things, I sold 50 shares. When I got them, I didn't have 50. It turned into 50 over the years through splitting and dividend reinvestment. Do I have to figure out how many shares were gained from splitting and when and how many were gained through dividend reinvestment and when and get cost bases for each of those dates?

This could get really turgid really fast.

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Old 04-07-2006, 01:36 PM
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i think i used to have stock, or i think i still have some, but not as much

all i know is that last summer i somehow ended up with $5,000 to my name and that pretty much took care of my school and rent payments since then



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Old 04-07-2006, 01:38 PM
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yeah I just told you how to figure the split in the PM I sent you. I don't really know that much about it, but that's how the guy at raymond james told me to figure it. and no I don't think you need a cost basis for each date..you just need to figure the adjusted price by the number of splits.



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Old 04-07-2006, 02:41 PM
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ah ha , that why I am working for my Dad right now, He's a registered Tax Preparer for the past 40 years ! I just answer phones take payments ... just sit on my ass and post .




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Old 04-07-2006, 02:54 PM
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For all of you in the good old US of A, have you done your taxes yet?

I'm trying to do mine and its uber complicated.

I sold some stocks last year and its asking me for the cost basis. How the fuck am I supposed to know how much my gramma paid for the stock or when she bought it? I was a baby!

Blech.

...you can do that online for free, for your federal taxes, anyway.

Anyhoo -- I sent the federal a couple months ago, but waited on California until last week, because I owed some to the bear. But it's all good, and it's all done with.



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Old 04-07-2006, 03:16 PM
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at least I have my copy of TurboTax, couldn't say that this time last week!



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Old 04-07-2006, 03:23 PM
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my mom took care of mine for me (she said it was very easy, apparently taxes aren't too complicated if you barely make any money!) and i still haven't sent in the check yet. i owe $69. i'm kinda happy about that actually, now i can say "i pay my taxes!" and not be lying. all the other years i didn't make enough.
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:26 PM
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What was the Boston Tea Party all about again?

I pay nothing. Nothing. Sure I pay the taxxes levied on me when I buy goods but taxxing me for working LOL! You all are suckers~feeding the war machine.
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Americans, Take a good look at how much your tax $ go to the military industrial complex ie The War in Iraq.

*of course I don't make squat~ My wife, however, happens to do good
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:29 PM
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*of course I don't make squat~ My wife, however, happens to do good
But, you were educated here, right?

Since the middle class pay more compared to the upper class, everyone else should move out of the country! NOW!



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Old 04-07-2006, 03:34 PM
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Americans, Take a good look at how much your tax $ go to the military industrial complex ie The War in Iraq.

*sigh* don't remind me

Bush earmarked 52% of the 2007 budget for defense, and that doesn't even include the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan




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Old 04-07-2006, 09:54 PM
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:57 PM
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I already got my dang tax return back mang



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