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Old 09-10-2009, 12:22 PM
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Default What are your strange attractions?

I'm attracted to girls who are going to or completed culinary school. I don't know why that is. I'm already a pretty good cook so I don't need someone to make me a three courser...



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Old 09-10-2009, 12:27 PM
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I'm attracted to recovering alcoholics and injured or disabled people, like dudes in wheelchairs.



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Old 09-10-2009, 12:30 PM
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I always seem to be attracted to men who have huge financial issues. Its like a magnet.



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Old 09-10-2009, 12:31 PM
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Nun's with gas masks....

You asked for strange.


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Old 09-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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What is to say is strange?

Mainly girls with low self-esteem I like.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:19 PM
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Pigeon-toed guys

Dudes with clean but crooked teeth (like mine )

Sweatiness/dirtiness caused by manly man work. I watched a friend of a friend cut down a tree a few weeks ago and he was all filthy afterwards and I wanted to lick him.

I went on a date the other night with a guy and I think there's something wrong with his eyes. He blinks one eye at a time, like he's winking. I kind of like that, too...super weird.



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Old 09-10-2009, 01:22 PM
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Dying animals.
The smell of burning industrial chemicals.
Speedos.
Rosie O'Donnell.



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Old 09-10-2009, 01:48 PM
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diamond grills
tattoos of a gambling theme (playing cards, dice, money, etc)
cauliflower ear - especially if it's from cage fighting
extra nipples



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Old 09-10-2009, 01:49 PM
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ok this one's weird, but sometimes i think its cute if a girl has a little gap tween her teefs



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Old 09-10-2009, 01:55 PM
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Sweatiness/dirtiness caused by manly man work. I watched a friend of a friend cut down a tree a few weeks ago and he was all filthy afterwards and I wanted to lick him.
that's perfectly normal to be attracted to. But isn't it awesome?
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:21 PM
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italians.



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Old 09-10-2009, 02:32 PM
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naked earlobes...no adornment required...



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Old 09-10-2009, 02:42 PM
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I can't stand old women that try and over compensate for their declining physical attractiveness/feminity by acting ditsy or helpless, of course it could just be alzheimers setting in, but either way makes we want to strangle a bitch. The whole thing gives me a boner I don't want.

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:44 PM
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ok this one's weird, but sometimes i think its cute if a girl has a little gap tween her teefs
'ello.

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Sideburns. And blokes who look like bears. grrr.



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Old 09-10-2009, 02:51 PM
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psychos



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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 09-10-2009, 03:10 PM
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bags/dark circles around the eyes

i think it's a law school thing. we all got them and i've adapted by finding them sexy
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:24 PM
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it's a law school thing.
Oh no, are you going to start saying this now?



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Old 09-10-2009, 03:25 PM
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braces



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Old 09-10-2009, 03:30 PM
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Oh no, are you going to start saying this now?
i think it's a bit late to start saying that
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:49 PM
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Oh no, are you going to start saying this now?
Cue advert for law schools featuring young lawyers walking around confidently with suit jackets slung over their shoulders, chatting to pretty young things in trendy bars and smiling and pointing at something off in the middle distance behind the camera.

Strapline: "It's a Law School thing!"



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Old 09-10-2009, 04:14 PM
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Cold hands. *plus*



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Old 09-10-2009, 04:20 PM
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psychos
so in other words all that people that got vaginas



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Old 09-10-2009, 04:20 PM
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i think it's a bit late to start saying that
Now it's a debt thing.



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Old 09-10-2009, 04:21 PM
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randetica...



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Old 09-10-2009, 04:31 PM
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Cue advert for law schools featuring young lawyers walking around confidently with suit jackets slung over their shoulders, chatting to pretty young things in trendy bars and smiling and pointing at something off in the middle distance behind the camera.

Strapline: "It's a Law School thing!"
they all have bags under their eyes though
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:17 PM
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stoners



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 09-10-2009, 06:36 PM
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I seem to always have black circles and puffiness even though I sleep like 9 hours a night. Maybe I sleep too much!



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Old 09-10-2009, 06:52 PM
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I seem to always have black circles and puffiness even though I sleep like 9 hours a night. Maybe I sleep too much!
yes,you're only meant to have 8 otherwise you start having those mini dreams about weird shit



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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 09-10-2009, 07:07 PM
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pony tails + mini coppers = helllooo nurse.



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Old 09-10-2009, 07:09 PM
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big noses



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