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Old 05-02-2004, 07:13 AM
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Default Lead singer of Dashboard Confessional found dead.

Chris Carrabba, the lead singer of Emo band Dashboard Confessional, has been found dead in his LA home.

Carrabba, 28, is likely to have died by drowning in his own tears. Neighbours of the 28 year old were becoming increasingly worried about the singers health after he would strum his guitar in the street...whilst crying. Police were called to Carrabba's house after water was found to be rising up to the roof of Carrabba's house.


Policeman at the scene

Dashboard Confessional, who pride themselves on their emo status, were set to visit a whole host of women's prisons in the next month as part of their "cry me a river scheme".

Friends of Carrabba were stunned by the news of his death. "He showed no signs of being as depressed as it has turned out." said Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of fellow emo rock band Weezer.

Carrabba leaves 4 cats and a comfort blanket.


A recent picture of Chris Carrabba.
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Old 05-02-2004, 07:42 AM
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man, that's a lot of tears! such a crybaby, it was bound to happen..

dashboard confession? now that's a bad name for a band.. dashboard super deluxe would have been better..



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Old 05-02-2004, 10:29 AM
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hahahahahaa

yeah i like an emo band here and there but they really suck
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:04 PM
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Chris Carrabba, the lead singer of Emo band Dashboard Confessional, has been found dead in his LA home.

Carrabba, 28, is likely to have died by drowning in his own tears. Neighbours of the 28 year old were becoming increasingly worried about the singers health after he would strum his guitar in the street...whilst crying. Police were called to Carrabba's house after water was found to be rising up to the roof of Carrabba's house.


Policeman at the scene

Dashboard Confessional, who pride themselves on their emo status, were set to visit a whole host of women's prisons in the next month as part of their "cry me a river scheme".

Friends of Carrabba were stunned by the news of his death. "He showed no signs of being as depressed as it has turned out." said Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of fellow emo rock band Weezer.

Carrabba leaves 4 cats and a comfort blanket.


A recent picture of Chris Carrabba.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:44 PM
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God damnit. I got excited



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Old 05-03-2004, 12:46 PM
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hahahaha, that's superfunny. wish it was true though.



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Old 05-03-2004, 11:38 PM
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I'm gonna take the other side and say that this is the dumbest fucking thread ever.
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Old 05-04-2004, 02:20 AM
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Is that because you just posted in it?
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Old 05-04-2004, 02:23 AM
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and if you don't like it then hey fuck you

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Old 05-04-2004, 09:43 PM
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Is that because you just posted in it?
nah, its because you wasted 45 minutes of your life coming up with it.
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Old 05-05-2004, 05:59 AM
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nah, its because you wasted 45 minutes of your life coming up with it.
thats so emo of you that you care about someone on the internet. go get a livejournal and post about how when wendy looks at you you feel funny in your pants
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:13 AM
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It took me 20 minutes tops.

I didn't just post it here either.
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Old 05-10-2004, 08:40 AM
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aww that had me shocked for a little bit...not ashamed to say i like dashboard. but it still cracked me up....
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:41 PM
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what the hell my worlds are colliding as they're linking to this on the warped message boards



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Old 06-05-2004, 01:59 AM
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Fine, fine, but you can't front on Weezer. You just can't (and yes, I said "front").



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Old 06-05-2004, 03:16 AM
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Old 06-07-2004, 05:43 PM
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aww that had me shocked for a little bit...
Yeah me too, I didn't hear anything on the news. But when I checked this thread I was cracking up. Good one
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:56 PM
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hehe so funny
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Old 10-30-2004, 12:23 AM
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please tell me you had to search to find the guys name?



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Old 10-30-2004, 10:50 AM
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Bullshit He isnt dead !
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Old 10-30-2004, 11:06 AM
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I'm gonna take the other side and say that this is the dumbest fucking thread ever.
population: 1, i guess
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Old 10-30-2004, 01:09 PM
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:19 PM
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Its a joke idiot
It sure was a funny one though. ROFL
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Old 10-31-2004, 12:57 AM
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NASDAQLOL



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Old 10-31-2004, 01:20 AM
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Yeah, probably.

They aren't my favorite band, But I do like them. I took the other side for shits and giggles anyway. Its actually pretty funny.

P.S. Isn't this thread like five months old or something? why is it back?

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Old 10-31-2004, 08:18 AM
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This thread still makes me laugh.

Fuck I hate Dashboard Confessional...
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:08 PM
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Yeah, probably.

They aren't my favorite band, But I do like them. I took the other side for shits and giggles anyway. Its actually pretty funny.

P.S. Isn't this thread like five months old or something? why is it back?
oh wow, you're right

way to go farrah
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Old 11-16-2004, 01:09 PM
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If I start a band, I'm gonna call it Padded Dashboard. Not that I like them at all, though "Vindicated" gets my female friends hot for me. And my first album would be God's Gift to Blondes and Prostitutes. Sorry I lost the address to my friend's "best things that have ever happened for blondes" website. That's on the list with domelights, beer bongs, etc
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