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Old 11-08-2005, 01:18 AM
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Default Every man's wet dream - cheerleaders arrested for sex in bathroom

Monday, November 7, 2005
TAMPA, Fla. - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another - a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.



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Old 11-08-2005, 01:19 AM
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Every straight man's wet dream?

Not that I'm gay or anything... but I don't think one of my roommates would really get off on that. Unless it was male cheerleaders.
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Old 11-08-2005, 02:28 AM
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Every straight man's wet dream?

Not that I'm gay or anything... but I don't think one of my roommates would really get off on that. Unless it was male cheerleaders.
you have gay roomates? LOL ROFL LMFAO@U!!!!

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Old 11-08-2005, 02:52 AM
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I'm confused. Why was one charged with causing harm to another?

I'm sure the police aren't that stupid to think any screams or moans wasn't actually causing harm?

Maybe I should read it again...

Or watch the video.

edit, Ok I read it again and I must of missed a paragraph first time around.



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Old 11-08-2005, 02:53 AM
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so every man's wet dream is two cheerleaders having drunken sex in a dingy bar bathroom? I guess all my big boy hair isn't in yet.
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Old 11-08-2005, 02:58 AM
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Every straight man's wet dream?

Not that I'm gay or anything... but I don't think one of my roommates would really get off on that. Unless it was male cheerleaders.
OMG, I'm such a homophobe!!!

Or maybe I just thought the word straight wouldn't fit into the thread title!

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Old 11-08-2005, 03:38 AM
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i can only agree with the thread title, to be honest
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Old 11-08-2005, 03:47 AM
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I would of preferred 'sex in the shower' for every mans dream. But I'm not complaining.



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Old 11-08-2005, 04:34 AM
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Believe it or not, there are hetero men out there who don't actually get much out of the idea of two chicks together. I knnow, I wouldn't have believed it either. But apparently I'm married to one. Go figure!
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:19 AM
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:00 AM
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so every man's wet dream is two cheerleaders having drunken sex in a dingy bar bathroom? I guess all my big boy hair isn't in yet.
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:30 AM
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:33 AM
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Believe it or not, there are hetero men out there who don't actually get much out of the idea of two chicks together. I knnow, I wouldn't have believed it either. But apparently I'm married to one. Go figure!

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Old 11-08-2005, 09:44 AM
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The girls weren't that hot. One was decent if she was done up, and the other one wasn't worth jack. But I'm sure their bodies were nice and tight.



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Old 11-08-2005, 09:45 AM
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he must be lying
I don't know if he is lying, but he is probably doing that husbandy kind of thing. See what he says when he is out with his friends.



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Old 11-08-2005, 10:03 AM
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I don't know if he is lying, but he is probably doing that husbandy kind of thing. See what he says when he is out with his friends.
Listen. When we were dating, I laid a very tempting offer at his feet. (I mean that almost literally.) More than once, as I recall. And he made it clear that it wasn't something he had an interest in. So, if he's lying, he's a damn fool. But I've known himlong enough now that I don't think he's a fool.
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:39 AM
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I enjoy a good lesbo porno scene as much as the next guy but I wouldn't want to watch my wife going to town on some chick



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Old 11-08-2005, 10:40 AM
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how the fuck can you have sex in the a bathroom stall. that's fuckn' sick
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:46 AM
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I enjoy a good lesbo porno scene as much as the next guy but I wouldn't want to watch my wife going to town on some chick
I wasn't his wife then, I was his slutty girlfriend.
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:51 AM
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how the fuck can you have sex in the a bathroom stall. that's fuckn' sick
Sick in the Australian sense, as in : "Fully Sick mate, bring it on!" or sick in the medical sense, as in: "This lesbian labiathon is sick, and has little time to live unless kept warm under a lightbulb, yo"???????????????



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Old 11-08-2005, 10:52 AM
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:53 AM
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I wasn't his wife then, I was his slutty girlfriend.
He probably thought of you as his future wife. That's why he wasn't down for the triple trouble.



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Old 11-08-2005, 10:57 AM
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hell yeah, cheerleaders in handcuffs is definitely a fantasy of mine
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:04 AM
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He probably thought of you as his future wife. That's why he wasn't down for the triple trouble.
No I think at that point he was still mainly just thinking "Hey! I get to bang the hot bartender chick with the big boobies! Yay me!"
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:15 AM
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penthouse already offered them a spot in their mag....pretty funny



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Old 11-08-2005, 11:44 AM
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I want to see pictures



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Old 11-08-2005, 11:51 AM
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I can't get enough of this story.

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Old 11-08-2005, 12:12 PM
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sounds like a softcore gone horribly wrong.



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Old 11-08-2005, 12:21 PM
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I can't get enough of this story.

I DEMAND BETTER COVERAGE!

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But I'm sure their bodies were nice and tight.
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