what the fuck do you get a one year old girl for her fuckn' birthday

[TurdBerglar]

a buddy of mine's kid is turning one. i think i need to get his kid something. i don't think a baby can appreciate cold hard cash which is my usual gift standby.

[CJS1981]

get her a picture book, or a baby sized t shirt with a cool logo

[kleptomaniac]

matches





seriously though....uh....a stuffed animal?

[jackrock]

the book good night moon... best book ever!

[CJS1981]

what i would do is ask her parent;s. just be honest and say that you are not really used to buying gifts for 1 year old girls, or actually just girls in general, now that I notice you have almost 9000 posts on a beastie boys message board.

[kleptomaniac]

give the money to the parents and just have them buy something....?

[CJS1981]

nah, have some fuckin' class.

[fucktopgirl]

i remember alix having like a little drum !something that make noise ,cool sound

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by CJS1981

nah, have some fuckin' class.

i lost it a long time ago

[jackrock]

Originally Posted by kleptomaniac

i lost it a long time ago

ahem..ahem!.. wasn't born with any!

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by jackrock

ahem..ahem!.. wasn't born with any!

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck do you assholes know about a lack of class

[jackrock]

nothing, sir

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

what the fuck do you assholes know about a lack of class

oh look! here comes the master!

[CJS1981]

hahaha. Iwas talking to Klepto. i was playing around. you know what you should give her? an animal! a cat or something. it will piss her parents off to no end. my grandma bought me and my sister ducks once, I swear my mother is still mad about it. they shit everywhere

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

ducks


fuckn' awesome

[jackrock]

meh penguins are cooler i think...*waits by mailbox*

[fucktopgirl]

once we had a goat,its fucking wise but munch on everything,and we bring her inside,that thing jumps everywhere!

[CJS1981]

goats are pretty awesome. i wanted to get one to feed it all my empty beer cans. My friend had a cow that he used to let into the living room sometimes.

[kleptomaniac]

get the kid a llama

[TurdBerglar]

it already has a name

[fucktopgirl]

como te llama?
haha

[diezdiazgiant]

get the kid a roland tr-727.
its cheap for an old drum machine and you can never start them too young on that shit

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

a buddy of mine's kid is turning one. i think i need to get his kid something. i don't think a baby can appreciate cold hard cash which is my usual gift standby.

pahahahahahahahah! suck shit bro!

get it a nappie.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is your problem

[Tzar]

i don't have a problem.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck was the spaz attack about then

[fucktopgirl]

so back on the topic,what you gona buy for that little girl?

[TurdBerglar]

a home clit pierceing kit

[jackrock]

thats........ sweet..?