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ah irish car bombs. good choice (y)
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and btw, half of the Irish descent from Vikings.... dem pillagin' and lootin' village after village... |
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Yep. My name comes from the Viking for "loch dweller" or "people of the small river valleys". This means my descendants were badasses who got tired of their shitty rivers and decided to go chill on that nice little island away from all the drama in Europe.
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^Just how many descendants do you have, at the tender age of 20?
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Gimme a break kids I had been awake for 24 hours when I wrote that.
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case in point - a friend in sydney was telling me just 3 days ago he was on the bus that morning and the most stereotypical amercian tourist compete with camera strung around neck got on and says to the driver, 'hello, does this bus go to the outback??' Without blinking the driver says to him 'well mate, you know the distance between LA and new york? well our outback is bigger than that. Exactly which part of the outback were you hoping to get to?' The american said 'uhhhhh.... uluru?' The bus driver goes 'oohhhh sure matey!!!! just around the corner! 2 blocks away!' and rolls his eyes. The tourist doesnt catch on and happily sits down. The rest of the bus were sniggering. It took the tourist about 30 mins to catch on that yes, getting to uluru might be a bit more difficult that jumping on a sydney metro bus. (try a 6 hour flight followed by an 8 hour drive). I heart australia |
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that reminds me of this australian standing on 23rd street looking at the empire state building who didnt know which way 24th street was. what a silly australian(y) three or four americans patiently told this person the right way to get there. |
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Damn, Mike. Proud of a bus driver = way too proud.
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That bus driver sounds like a cunt anyway. Why wouldn't you just tell the dude that he couldn't get there by bus? Poor guy.
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Well isn't this board full of negative nancys.
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in mik's defence, i would of laughed if i was there too.
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well the bus could take you to will smith's house, which is close enough |
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I thought it was funny, but then again, I get my kicks out of human misery and suffering (y)
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BORING CONVERSATION
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next stop? ;) |
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my favourite question I get asked by Americans in Berlin is, why did Hitler build the Wall?
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to keep the communists out, duh :confused:
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I thought it was for the mongoloids..
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no, that was vietnam
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australians are so smug sometimes
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Yo this meant to be a picture thread, stop making it all about Australia and shit. Time to put you onto some slideshow shit, ya feel?
Posted at tha barrrrr Up in da cluuurb On the co'ner, slangin that buuuuud Catchin some raaaays YA DEEEEEEEEGG???? |
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