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i wouldn't even buy you a churro, what are you talking about courting?

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Thats not what you said the other night.

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that's pretty bad

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my flatmate scott was recently in the us of a with his band the cinematics playing at the south by southwest festival in texas and in nyc and came back with a few GOODIES - WITNESS:

what the fuck is up with your chewing gum packets? the wrappers inside are plain and white and stuck together - altho common chewing gum this is new to us. and 17 sticks? why the random number? curious!!!


he also got some southern comfort and stoli gold at newark airport - maximum 2 litres [eh?!] but getting whatever volume of southern comfort we received and with american isht on it is a novelty so here is me lovin' it:


me being gagged by one dollah:


me pretend-smoking 50 dollahs! it's useless here, scott, give me the paper to exchange!:

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here is him in a practice shot of me with the useless $50 note [anyone want it?!] that went so wrong but right:


scott didn't get much from texas, but he says it was very hot. hothothot.
he got some tissues - i'm researching right now - duane reade facial tissues, thayers dry mouth spray and drum tobacco "european style" - ha! which is much dryer than the normal rolling drum tobacco you get here, he says.

he went to eat a burger from the shake shack at madison square, ny, tho and he was nuff impressed with your meat products.
he says he was in george bush airport in houston, texas and he thought "nice airport - cunt of a man."
more quotes:
"they don't do pedestrians [in texas]. and no consideration for the old and immobile trying to get across the road. what's yr craic with shaping cheese? crumbles, strings, shapes?! what's wrong with a good old block of cheddar? ross, my drummer, was quite surprised with the amount of muscle mags on the newstands and protein drinks - he wanted an ordinary milkshake and all he could find was PROTEIN CHOCOLATE MILK! again, my drummer thinks the americans have an identity crisis - he lost count of the stars and stripes in austin. they've either got an identity crisis or amnesia and keep forgetting where they are; i mean, everyone in britain hates their government - and i have never seen anyone fly a flag. the only person who thinks a british flag is still cool is the dirty old queen.
however! alcohol: GOOD. free pours: AMAZING!"
ha! he thinks that says it all, although of course he experienced much more :)

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I want the 50 bucks!! I'll send you ...something...for it..?

It is funny to me all the crazy shit they're doing with cheese here. Now it's cheese CRUMBLES! OMG WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT??

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yeah...

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I love how comfortable they look to be posing that way. No "oh God this is stupid but take a photo anyway I cannot believe myself lol."

Mad props guys.

miss na§tee:
RE red spotty top: Do you New Look? I did and bought that beaut!

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I'm confused by this image.


But it's also good for a nice chuckle.(y)

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Yeah, shouldn't those be two dogs?

Male ones.

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interspecies sex is even more kinky

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that is the perfect way to describe every pic I take of myself

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I bet that lady was a cute little girl.

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You've loet eyourself sgo

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Ease off of the draft beer, Alkie.

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eh, he always says I've let myself go when he's drunk but he really shows his affection for me while he's sober.

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I can't help it if my lflatmate turns 212 when I'm on linbr. got sop t farry on poting even when I'm not really adroun.

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Allow me to translate.


Roughly.

uno mas
 

yeah we went to a health food expo this weekend.

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you have no idea how excited i was to take that photo. the people holding up the sign looked at me like i was a crazy lady because i was hopping up and down wising the little kids ahead of us would hurry up.

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Hanging from a tree. Yeah... I don't get it either. :confused:

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I like those socks.

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dandy; send me some dr pepper lip balm, some additional litre bottles of southern comfort [we drank the whole bottle that night] and we'll be talkin'! actually, all that will probably cost you more than 50 dollahs! and cheese crumbles - wtf? i didn't even ask. i assumed it's like more coursely grated parmesan but who knows.

miss voltaNAC!: i do dorothy perkins, actually! dorothy perkins for tall people to be precise. but dorothy perkins tall people must be like 8 feet cos motherfucker is massive on me, but a pretty shirt nonetheless. i do heart new look tho; they have a heeeuge new store with like, bright yellow neon windows in the city centre! i think they're trying to be the new h&m.

cmute: hehe. i'll let them know the offer. maybe even i can hustle a plane ticket next time. they played at caribbean lights or whatever it was called and enjoyed it muchly. now we know we have a texas brother from another mother the next visit should be much more representative of yr state!

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Southern Comfort is what I immagine hell tastes like.

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I Love Brett Lambert.

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Well yeah, but that's like a whole other movie.

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if hell tastes like spiced bourbon or whateverthefuck it actually is, i'll be happy.

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Cool pics Norcen(y)

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Who is that faggot with his arm wrapped around you? Is that MooMoo?