Beastie Boys Message Board

Beastie Boys Message Board (http://bbs.beastieboys.com/index.php)
-   Sure Shots (http://bbs.beastieboys.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
-   -   The Family Album (http://bbs.beastieboys.com/showthread.php?t=153)

GreenEarthAl 10-06-2009 11:49 PM

Re: The Family Album
 



Ty Webb 10-07-2009 12:53 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
big up on sierra and cheesesteaks w/ honey mustard son.

jabumbo 10-07-2009 07:47 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
who's the one that took two bowls, Al?

GreenEarthAl 10-07-2009 09:05 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jabumbo (Post 1700980)
who's the one that took two bowls, Al?

My first thought was "What's he on about? Two bowls??" Then after actually looking at the picture I was like "Hey, who took two bowls?" Then I tried to think back on the events leading up to the picture. Then it occurred to me, I wasn't originally sitting there; Kim, the young lady taking the picture got up so that I could sit there while she took the picture. She's kind of our band photographer and is directing our music video and such, and so, 5th bowl belonged to her. Mystery solved.

Drederick Tatum 10-08-2009 04:25 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenEarthAl (Post 1701158)
My first thought was "What's he on about? Two bowls??" Then after actually looking at the picture I was like "Hey, who took two bowls?" Then I tried to think back on the events leading up to the picture. Then it occurred to me, I wasn't originally sitting there; Kim, the young lady taking the picture got up so that I could sit there while she took the picture. She's kind of our band photographer and is directing our music video and such, and so, 5th bowl belonged to her. Mystery solved.

it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

Helvete 10-08-2009 04:56 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Well, it would be if Al hung out with multiple bowl takers. Now it all seems rather tame.

mickill 10-08-2009 06:45 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drederick Tatum (Post 1701280)
it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

Awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee (Post 1700381)





Starting at about Heiress' last picture, it just seems like all the girls here have been trying to outdo each other with the photos (minus Brabs, I don't think she was trying very hard). Anyway, it's going to be hard to top these.

Bob 10-08-2009 08:09 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
what's in the bowls?

cosmo105 10-08-2009 08:23 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
i'll play too. i'm a girl!


Helvete 10-08-2009 08:31 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Never would have guessed, but good try anyway!

GreenEarthAl 10-08-2009 08:55 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drederick Tatum (Post 1701280)
it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

DUDE! WE HADN'T EVEN BROKEN OUT THE TOENAIL CLIPPERS YET AT THAT POINT!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1701563)
what's in the bowls?

DUDE! IT WAS TOTALLY SOME SOUP THAT WAS IN THE BOWLS AND STUFF!!

Bob 10-08-2009 09:01 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
what kind of soup? i'm hungry and want people to describe food to me

GreenEarthAl 10-08-2009 09:02 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Then that dude in the foreground, who is our guitarist, but who is also a NINJA with REAL ULTIMATE POWER, started shredding on his guitar. IT SOUNDED LIKE 100 FRICKIN GUITARS! Man that was some awesome soup!

(it tasted almost like a peanut sauce)

DIGI 10-08-2009 10:35 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
I don't buy it.

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 09:55 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Wow! I love soup! I thought it was pumpkin, it looked like pumpkin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo105 (Post 1701570)
i'll play too. i'm a girl!


Gorge!!

Helvete 10-09-2009 11:16 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
I think it's spelled Jorge, and that's still not her name.

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 11:54 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
nah I'm just abbreve-ing.

mickill 10-09-2009 01:06 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
I comprehn'ded it.

The subject is indeed a handsome one. It's as though she is unaware of the camera's presence, her gleaming (gleeming) forelocks just barely exposing the left side of her face, the perfect contours of her jawline framing her tender visage. My only criticism is the abysmal lighting. I give it an 8.

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 01:21 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
You're absolutely right about the contours contouring her, and moving the viewer's eyes around her. My eyes cannot rest on just one part of that picture. She's making love to the camera; which isn't surprising considering that she once showed us all a picture of a camera that she said she'd fuck if she could. This was back when she was considering a career in photography.

mickill 10-09-2009 02:03 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
So you're thinking perhaps she set up the shot, carefully got into position, feigned the unawareness, and used the auto timer to get the picture to work? WAIT, maybe she finally got her hands on that sexy camera she wanted to copulate! And maybe she drew the contours on with a marker beforehand. I think you may be onto something.

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 02:25 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
But her smile is so endearing and innocent, if any notion of that kind of design on her part was in my head before I looked at the picture again, it would vanish instantly as soon as the contours got hold of me, and those eyes, and that glowing caramel skin.

The more I gaze at her, the more I see not just youthful sweetness and lack of guile, but a real warm, nurturing, maternal air about her. Do you see it?

mickill 10-09-2009 04:00 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
I do see it. And although it may seem a tad superfluous, the picture strikes me as sort of a kindred to the Mona Lisa (but with better definition in the subject's jaw, higher cheek bones, and the presence of horrible lighting), acting as sort of a bridge between the Renaissance and the modern age. Her gaze is at once alluring, haunting, unknowing, and vulnerable. There is regret in her eyes and subtle apathy in her smile.



Still an 8.

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 04:12 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Actually it's starting to piss me off. Why is her head turned so far to the side? Was she looking at something off to her left and then didn't have time to turn before the picture was taken? Why is she leaning forward, it's like she's pushing in on me. Back off, woman! You think you're so cute, don't you! I'll destroy you.

mickill 10-09-2009 04:19 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Are you talking about the Mona Lisa?

Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 04:26 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Yes, she turned her head very, very slowly, legend had it. The portrait caught her totally unawares.

mickill 10-09-2009 04:58 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Interesting....

mickill 10-09-2009 04:59 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Aww hell naw, check out the jawline!


Nuzzolese 10-09-2009 05:03 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
I can't stay mad at her. She's too gorge.

weez 10-09-2009 07:13 PM

Re: The Family Album
 

cosmo105 10-09-2009 11:33 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
the regret was because they somehow burned tofu cheesecake, which still boggles my mind to this moment.

my locks are not gleeming :(


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:57 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2020 Beastie Boys