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Lex Diamonds 05-08-2009 05:12 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
A few weeks back I was outside the pub with my mates smoking and this strange guy pulled up in this amazing van. It had LEDs in the front saying "LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME? I CAN HOOK YOU UP" and this weird dude in a cowboy hat was driving. He hopped out and started talking to the chicks I was with, then opened the door of the van and there was like a huge TV and a sofa in the back, Pimp My Ride style. Except the guy was all middle aged and creepy and not a rich middle class teen. He opened the back doors as well and there was all this strange shit including a globe and toilet paper. WTF?


camo 05-08-2009 05:31 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1667021)

Does your tee say 'I love freshman gash'?

Planetary 05-08-2009 11:22 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nodanaonlyzuul (Post 1666934)
in general, that term is used more for hurtful comments than light hearted jokes.

The only way I could see it even being SLIGHTLY amusing is if those two are your friends and you joke that way all the time. Which is still lame, but not hurtful between all of you at least.

But I'm guessing you aren't friends with them and therefore it's lame and not funny.

I have a very crude sense of humor, too. But I'm also not an asshole about it.

i don't understand why you're being so penisey about it, who cares?

Planetary 05-08-2009 11:24 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by camo (Post 1667054)
Does your tee say 'I love freshman gash'?

nah it must be girls you can see it ends with an S. gash would be better tho

nodanaonlyzuul 05-08-2009 01:07 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetary (Post 1667074)
i don't understand why you're being so penisey about it, who cares?

I do. Because it's a derogatory, hateful term.

But perhaps Padster has a point:
Quote:

You have to allow Planetary he's from a place deep in the country where everyone is ginger and they have never even heard of black people or gays.

camo 05-08-2009 02:21 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetary (Post 1667075)
nah it must be girls you can see it ends with an S. gash would be better tho

Or gays. Hey planetary, what's another word for a homosexual?

checkyourprez 05-08-2009 06:46 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by camo (Post 1667054)
Does your tee say 'I love freshman gash'?

girls. what the hell is freshman gash and why would i wear a shirt that says i heart it?

the one i wore the day before was...freshman i get older they stay the same age.




i cant/dont really wear those shirts around in normal life anymore so i take advantage of being an asshole when i can.

i get massive compliments on the i <3 freshman girls one though. mostly guys, but def a good amount of girls as well.

na§tee 05-08-2009 06:51 PM

'gash' is a delightful term that some british men use to refer to a vagina. most people who use this word (in seriousness) don't really get their penises/faces anywhere near one.

checkyourprez 05-08-2009 07:23 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
ahhhh.


not bad.


it applies.



"i <3 freshman gash"

Echewta 05-08-2009 07:46 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetary (Post 1667074)
i don't understand why you're being so penisey about it, who cares?

Its one thing to call someone a douchebag or jerk because they act that way. Its another thing to bash someone on their sexuality like that. A number of us care obviously.

Planetary 05-08-2009 07:52 PM

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lol this is well rediculous, im sure matespawndie is crying himself to sleep every night over it.

lighten up you fags

edit: padster is right, i only just found out what a fag is. over here it means 'lovely chap'. apoligies

edit2: i wasn't trying to 'bash' anyone

edit again: matespawndie if this really did offend you, given the context in which it was said, do say so

camo 05-08-2009 10:11 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee (Post 1667152)
'gash' is a delightful term that some british men use to refer to a vagina. most people who use this word (in seriousness) don't really get their penises/faces anywhere near one.

yeah I'm not serious.

I'm drowning in the stuff.

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 10:16 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetary (Post 1667168)
edit again: matespawndie if this really did offend you, given the context in which it was said, do say so

You should be mindful of the fact that there are a lot of people viewing this forum who may find what you said offensive, not just the person about whom the comment was made. I think we can all agree that this shouldn't be a place where people should be concerned about those kind of remarks being made about them, whether they were intended as jokes or not. I ain't mad atcha, I'm just saying. (!)

P.S. referring to a lady's nether regions as "gash" is fucking gross to me. Sick. :(

camo 05-08-2009 10:24 PM

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For fucks sake people.

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 10:26 PM

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Yes?

camo 05-08-2009 10:29 PM

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Is this the time to stand up and be counted as the offended?

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 10:32 PM

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I don't understand your question.

Bob 05-08-2009 10:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1667192)
I don't understand your question.

i'm offended by your ignorance

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 10:35 PM

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Sit down and shut up, Bob.

camo 05-08-2009 10:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1667193)
i'm offended by your ignorance

I'm offended that you can turn his/her ignorance into a joke.

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 10:39 PM

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What were you getting at with your question? I would like to know.

camo 05-08-2009 10:41 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
You mean you cannot link my question to your post and the recent goings on?

Bob 05-08-2009 10:52 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1667194)
Sit down and shut up, Bob.

now i'm both offended and slightly aroused

DipDipDive 05-08-2009 11:00 PM

Re: The Family Album
 
I SAID SHUT UP. Don't make me bust out the ice cubes.

Camo, my confusion is less a result of your question and more a result of your "for fucks sake people" post. I'm unclear as to your position on this matter and therefore do not know whether your question was in support of my statement or born out of sarcasm.

Forgive me for being ever so feeble minded. :rolleyes:

Knuckles 05-08-2009 11:18 PM

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I have better balance than I thought I did.

mate_spawn_die 05-09-2009 12:16 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetary (Post 1667168)
edit again: matespawndie if this really did offend you, given the context in which it was said, do say so

i don't know what it's like to be black but i would imagine when a black person gets called a nigger it's pretty much how it feels when some ignorant straight guy calls me a fag.

i can't figure out if you are a homophobe or not planetary... or if you are just trying to fuck with me and get me in some sort of dumb message board fight...

i don't see you calling funk a fag (or did you?).

anyway

whatever

i'm proud of my sexuality and it really wouldn't bother me if you have a problem with that. i have the fucking balls to admit i like to suck balls.

funk63 05-09-2009 12:49 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
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Originally Posted by mate_spawn_die (Post 1667211)

i'm proud of my sexuality and it really wouldn't bother me if you have a problem with that. i have the fucking balls to admit i like to suck balls.

Hell yeah!
The fag comment didn't really bother me too much though because if somebody had the balls to call me a fag to my face they'd get their shit stomped out.
P.S. vaginas are scary looking.

ericlee 05-09-2009 01:38 AM

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I love all you mofos and want to pork all ya'll in the ass.

in a gay way.

dickheads.

Helvete 05-09-2009 01:38 AM

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I'm pretty gay.

ericlee 05-09-2009 01:42 AM

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this one time

in basic training..

I stuck a whole howitzer up my ass.


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