Beastie Boys Message Board - The Family Album

You know, I'd figure someone who's father basically ate his self to death and died from morbid obesity and has grown up with seemingly all types of issues relating to food would tread cautiously when it came to fat jokes.

I wouldn't have went there either, but TOFU-girl and her sidekick SlipsTripsandFalls need to get a new joke already.

keep bringing up my dead dad, it's cool! you're a piece of work. yes, my father died of morbid obesity. how is that meant to be something that can be used against me? you're an asshole.

cosmo105

12-21-2006 12:54 PM

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...but...i'm...not...fat?

i wasn't calling you fat. i was just saying arby's. arby's is gross, and so are you.

seriously, my dead father? you're a piece of shit.

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 12:55 PM

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Yeah. I was calling you fat.

I'll save you the time and mention how easy it is to confuse me and cosmo since we're both in our early 20s. I know it's coming shortly.

DIGI	12-21-2006 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skye

omg, this is going too far. Seriously.

cosmo105

12-21-2006 01:04 PM

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i didn't start it. all i did was guess that alias was you.

i think you've got some serious problems, man.

Planetary

12-21-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo105

...but...i'm...not...fat?

i wasn't calling you fat. i was just saying arby's. arby's is gross, and so are you.

seriously, my dead father? you're a piece of shit.

don't rise to him. it's not worth it. plus he'll probably eat you.

cosmo105

12-21-2006 01:06 PM

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hahaha. oh, i know. c'est la internet.

milleson

12-21-2006 01:06 PM

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There's too many words in this thread.

DIGI	12-21-2006 01:07 PM

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Who wants to see my penis?

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DIGI

Who wants to see my penis?

Is there something written on it?

roosta

12-21-2006 01:08 PM

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So, if dead dads are fair game...are people's children?

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by roosta

So, if dead dads are fair game...are people's children?

Only if they're dead. Dead family members = open playing field.

cosmo105

12-21-2006 01:09 PM

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how could you hate happycat?? he loves you :(

DIGI	12-21-2006 01:10 PM

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I've been practicing calligraphy.

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by M.Dusty

Hey, I have a kid with a disability,

BUT I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO GO AROUND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES!!

Right. Just negroes.

*hi5*

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M.Dusty

Keep talking shit about things that you know nothing about.
It's working out great for you guys so far.

Likewise, bitchtits. (y)

DIGI	12-21-2006 01:28 PM

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Seriously, guys, my penis is lookin extra impressive today.

Planetary

12-21-2006 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by M.Dusty

Hey, I have a kid with a disability,

BUT I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO GO AROUND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES!!

you made fun of someone for having a dad who died of a disability, you moron.

Lex Diamonds

12-21-2006 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DipDipDive

Likewise, bitchtits. (y)

Woah woah woah, childish insult battles are all well and good, but don't you EVER steal an insult that I used AGAINST YOU, and then have the cheek to follow it with my trademark thumbs up!

Clitnose! (y)

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Padster

Woah woah woah, childish insult battles are all well and good, but don't you EVER steal an insult that I used AGAINST YOU, and then have the cheek to follow it up with my trademark thumbs up!

Clitnose! (y)

The phrase "bitchtits" was coined when you like 12 years old. It's not yours.

DipDipDive

12-21-2006 02:08 PM

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But now that I think about it, "mammary meatloaf" would probably be a more apt description of Rob's pectoral area anyway.

beastiegirrl101

12-21-2006 02:11 PM

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DipDipDive

12-21-2006 02:15 PM

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